Minutes for October 28, 2009

Attendance: 16 and a brain and a Magikarp

Meeting Start: 10:01 PM and 15 timestreams out of my chest

Meeting End: 10:40 and a scary rabbit costume later

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. In a sweet costume. Goes by Elwood today.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: The bad movie of the week is Them Damn Zombies. Rednecks fighting zombies. Hard to tell difference between furniture commercial and zombie attack? Went to go see the Vampire’s Assistant–wasn’t a kid vampire movie, or adult vampire movie… so was instead awkward teen vampire movie.

Trivia: Erik has trivia. How does Chewbacca die? Forrest wins:  A moon landed on him.

Fundraising: New items… they’re all really depressing. Buy weirder things!

Party: A mild success. Forrest is eating the cost of vegetable pizza. Taking donations for the actual party.

Discussion Group: Something about keebler elves and mining.

No Report: Elly was discussing genres of sci-fi in class. Items are not really possible? No seatbelts on the Enterprise. Proved awesome amount of geekiness by correcting teacher on the idea that ship was not exactly moving.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: New website and you’ll be able to sign up for it! Use the shoutbox. Picked up Scribblenauts a couple hours ago. Summoned box, cat, and radioactive isotopes. Cat got sick. Got Bioterrorist Badge for it.

Constable: AWOL.

Com Officer: Dr. S ran into the doorframe out of sheer excitement and proclaimed that it was okay because it was part of the demolition. Could pretty much hear the WHEE as he ran off.

Grand Nagus: AWOL.

First Officer: Saw Paranormal Activity (WITHOUT US). Recorded himself sleeping because he has been scaring his roommate by talking in his sleep.

Captain: Everything decided to happen Tuesday this week. Windows 7 upgrade came in and he upgraded from the beta. League of Legends premiered. One of the three last Wheel of Time books is out now–written directly from his notes and it weighs two pounds. Saw Donnie Darko for the first time.

Old Business

• Found back-up of old mailing list from last year.
• Jon needs to doublecheck for zombiefest.
• Rocky Horror Picture Show last call for tickets tomorrow afternoon. $15.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

• Pinocchio with House Theater opening next weekend.
• During MCS, Forrest will be running one-shot adventure in Mouse Guard.
• Every voting member of Nerf Commandos will email the man if he doesn’t do it, telling him to do his job.
• BU Intergalactic Journal will print in December.
• Humans vs. Zombies is still looking for people because they got pushed back a week

Quotes

There are three people reciting the Team Rocket… uh manifesto. Constable is not here to bap them.

Forrest: Thankfully she is a restaurant–er, resident.

A-Mike: I missed one meeting~!
Phil: It’s like missing Helmsdeep!

Jon: It could have a different crust composition. It’s middle earth! Gandalf fell down to lower earth! It could smell like cinnamons for all we know.
Phil: Dwarves are allergic to cinnamon. That’s why they died.

A-Mike: The Balrog is the doorman for the tree.

Jon: We used your money to feed you guys, but you didn’t show up. I’m both impressed and sad.

Erik: We used to call that drawn and quartering. We now call that safety.

Phil: What’s a shoutbox?
Jon: The world’s slowest chatroom.

Erik: You can have ragnarok in anything if you try hard enough.