Attendance: 16 and a gnome
Meeting Start: 10 and elevendy eye-lazers
Meeting End:
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: No new people.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: “Slugs”
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- There are drunk blondes I find unattractive
- Slugs are stronger than your average sewer worker
- There’s a major artery in the human foot
Trivia: Forrest: In Star Wars, what does the appreciation ATAT stand for?Answer: All-Terrain (something) Transporter. Erik got it.
Fundraising:
Party: blah.
Discussion Group: Steam Punk
No Report: Sarah: while she was giving a campaign at a frat house, a dog walked up and started sniffing her ass. In front of a room full of frat boys.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: In addiction class, they were talking about Viagra and one lady said when her kid saw a commercial on TV with a baseball player on it, he decided that Viagra makes you a better baseball player. Now he runs around talking about how he can’t wait until he grows up and start taking Viagra. Gets to start injecting rats with cocaine next week.
Constable: Three things. Yesterday, he was having a good day and so was his friend who is also spiteful, so they needed to balance it out. So they told their professor they had rabies and drank for 11 hours. Boonesfarm sangria is like drinking a lava lamp DON’T DO IT. Decided to read every penny arcade. Beat Darksiders today. Decided that if they had a Compton voice guy it would be better.
Com Officer: Won Bulls tickets because she has a mean right hook. But couldn’t go because school sucks. Played Pokemon for most of break.
Grand Nagus: Running unopposed for student senate secretary. Went to an interview in Chicago for an internship, and got the call today that she got it!!
First Officer: Highlights of break include dress shopping with Taia (this confused Adam pretty badly), and going to St. Louis to see the Aquabats with Bill, but the stage was so short that people kept pushing them on stage and she had to be saved by M.C. Bat Commander.
Captain: On a sad note, I had to trim my sideburns down to one inch to work in the ER, and they looked awful so he shaved them off. Did EKG’s on lots of people, and they are expensive but most of the people getting them were using the government’s money. Played Pokemon. Making a kilt.
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way. Killer rabbit movies.
New Business
We need to make a nickname for Sarah.
Other Organizations
Quotes
Erik: He was Ian McKellan, he could play a lump of shit and I’d love him.
Adam: More cowbell!
Erik: When I get hungry I take a bite of my gameboy and it stops working.
Phil: I’m going to rape your mouth. You’re going to gag on it.
Jon: I don’t need a toothpick right now.
*discussion of toothpicks*
Fluffy: It’s also tapered at both ends.
Erik: (something about a homerun.)
Phil: Then you will WILL go all the way!
Jon: Phil will just bunt. It’s ok Fluffy, you’ll be a sacrifice fly.
Phil: I have a level 82 Charizard.
Jon: Are you hitting on her?
Erik: My mom just texted me to tell me that there is bacon-flavored vodka.
Xeen: As an aside… If you list your friends as a job reference, make sure they know your real name.
Erik: One of my friends from Chicago is like 6’5″ and benches 385 on a bad day, so once he just threw a mugger in a dumpster and pranced away.
Phil: That hurts me.
Erik: That’s what she said!
Jon: Really Erik? I heard she barely felt it.
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