Attendance: 12 and a visit from Sarah.
Meeting Start: 10:04 and paperclips
Meeting End: 10:41 and 11 spleens
Committees
Recruitment and Relations:
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: “Unknown Island”
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- Don’t sneak up on a guy holding a .45 pistol.
Trivia: Erik: What author received death threats the week his brother died because he killed Chewbacca in a book? Answer: Auri Salvatore. No one got it.
Fundraising: Ashley’s not here at the moment.
Party: skipped
Discussion Group: skipped.. haha
No Report: Fluffy: Birds woke me up this morning, and I thought I was on drugs.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Not here.
Constable: Lots of work to do today. Went frolfing (frisbee golfing) instead. Laid in a tree for half an hour and yelled at women walking by. Playing Final Fantasy. One character makes a premature ejaculation noise every time a girl looks at or touches him.
Com Officer: Too much to do lately.
Grand Nagus: Not here.
First Officer: Has been watching her friend livestream playing Silent Hill.
Captain: Knitted a hat. Wants to make a Lord of the Rings pipe. Will be wearing a kilt next week if he finishes his shirt.
Old Business
Something about zombies. Easter Movie Thing sometime.
New Business
None.
Other Organizations
National Tartan Day on Tuesday. If you have one, get one, if not, fuck you. (< so says Phil)
MCS on Friday.
Humans Vs. Zombies!!! Sign up, play!
Quotes
Phil: I am a dildo!
Jon: It’s not that hard, Phil.
Erik: That’s what she said.
Erik: Because the third one was slightly worse than watching my dad get a rim job.
Elly: …Does that imply that you’ve…? nevermind. Not even gonna go there.
Phil: It was worse because it was with me.
Sarah: I’m so sick of it, I feel like a whore. I’ll be so happy when I can stop selling myself. (VOTE BLUE!)
Erik: Ok, Colin Ferrell.
Phil: First I’m an ultimate frisbeer, now I’m Colin Ferrell.
Jon: At least this way you’re making money.
Phil: That would be true, but I’m not.
Erik: Ok, Ethan Hawk.
Phil: I once made a cake for my AP English class…
Phil: I drank way too much milk before coming here!
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