Attendance: 20
Meeting Start: 10ish
Meeting End: 10:44
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: blah
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: Tears of the Black Tiger
Probably the best cowboy shoot ‘em up movie ever made in Thailand
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- The M72 LAS anti-tank launcher was the most popular weapon in the old west.
Trivia: Rachel: Give me two throwback references from the new Star Trek movie. Erik got it.
Fundraising: We have two things that were bought in September: Ghosts of Manhattan and some V thing. Both lost. So, no winner for September.
Semester total is $25. 86! Keep buying stuff for October.
Party:
Tshirt Committee: Tshirts are here and being handed out! Come to next week’s meeting if you ordered one and still need to pick it up!
Discussion Group: blah.
No Report: Talked about bombing Tokyo in class and her teacher made a Star Wars reference.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Danced, gave himself a haircut. Had a sweet week- lots of class canceled. Should have been more productive than he was.
Constable: Has toto poop badly. Watched Beetlejuice and drank a lot on Thursday, had Super Saturday.
Com Officer: Nothing but homework recently.. But this week will be more interesting- going to a conference and chaperoning a middle school Halloween dance on Friday.
Grand Nagus: Not here.
First Officer: Dropped off a friend in Tinley Park. Spent lots of time doing engineering stuff. excited that she found her purple shoelaces for purple shirt day. Put lots of purple duct tape on people.
Captain: Has a lot of awful things to say. Only purple shirt he has is his brother’s with rainbows and unicorns on it (should have worn it!!). Killed a deer with his brother in his car and it busted up the side of the car. He’s been picking glass out of his arm all day. Gutted the deer in his driveway, his neighbor showed him how. Has a deer heart in his fridge.
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way.
New Business
Motion to vote to declare war on James Cameron. Motion seconded. Vote results: unanimous.
Motion to declare war on Ghost Hunters. Motion seconded. Vote results: passed.
Let the record show that Psi-Phi has declared war on James Cameron and Ghost Hunters.
Other Organizations
Nerf, MCS.. etc.
November 19 is Jek Porkins Day. Raise a glass to him!
Parent’s Weekend Concert and Dingeldine this weekend.
Quotes
Erik: AShley wants to move that we vote to declare war on James Cameron.
Phil: I’m a reverend, I just have to learn Arabic.
Erik: Let’s just declare war on him as Psi-Phi for now, we can get the churches involved later.
Phil: Ok, let it be known that Psi-Phi declares war on James Cameron.
Fluffy: Let it be known that Phil sucks.
*group OHHHMMMMMMMM*
Bill: Be here, be a faggot.
Phil: So, be here and be a faggot?
Bill: Yes. I do not discriminate against homosexuals. And I like saying the word faggot.
Phil: I can give the Hinmen their shirt.
Erik: Does anybody know when The Force Unleashed is coming out?
Fluffy: Yesterday, if you have a time machine
Erik: Let the record show that Jon just got a double-kill.
Fluffy: The only purple shirt I own is probably blue.
Elly: Phil, you really need to work on that interrupting problem.
Phil: I dunno, I think I’ve got it down pretty well.
Phil: Fuckin shit tits.
Erik: Let the record show fuckin shit tits.
Erik: Are you going to eat it and gain its swiftness?
Phil: No, my brother already claimed it. He’s taking it to some class.
Erik: Are you going to eat it and gain its swiftness?
Phil: No. My brother will kill me.
Erik: Who cares? Sneak home, eat it, and run away with your gained swiftness.
Adam: Or, just take a bite out of it.
Phil: Confuse the fuck out of him.
Erik: Why don’t you eat its brain and gain its… craftiness. Why don’t you eat its guts and gain its…
Phil: The balls get in the way (talking about skinning a deer)
Elly: That’s what she said.
Phil: Anyone who wears their Psi-Phi shirt gets a free blow-job.