Minutes for 13 October 2010

Attendance: 22

Meeting Start: 22:01

Meeting End: 10:38 and you can’t Hadouken love.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Latitude Zero (1969)
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- The only way to test if someone is bulletproof is to shoot them
- The future is full of hot nurses in go-go boots.

Trivia: Forrest… Bill? Who knows. I wasn’t paying attention, but Rachel has it next week.

Fundraising: I don’t know, buy shit.

Party: It’s happening! Soonly!

Tshirt Committee: Tshirts have been ordered! Should be here in a week or so.

Discussion Group: None.

No Report: Jon: The new Metalocalapse was awesome.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Played LOL all weekend cause the student center was locked all weekend. Has to wake up at 6 tomorrow to be in Bloomington by 7:30. Has no class on Friday. :)

Constable: Went camping for Fall Break! Teaching his girlfriend to play Left 4 Dead.

Com Officer: Went to novice teaching all day on Tuesday. Phil gave her a new phone that she can’t use until January, even though he said it would work with wi-fi. Obsessed with The Haunted on Animal Planet.

Grand Nagus: Had a really good fall break… DIDN’T WORK THE WHOLE TIME!

First Officer: Home for less than half an hour and her friends kidnapped her. Went haunted housing! At this one place, they had a guy coming up to the cars to scare people and he climbed halfway through the car window. Went to Monmouth… hid in the corner while inappropriate things went on.

Captain: Sang a song about sucking 6 dirty dicks in a row. Part of the song was in falsetto.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.
Rocky Horror Picture show. Phil needs to know if you’re interested ASAP.

New Business

We just named three Pokemon: Fart, Pizzaface, and Balloonpops.

Other Organizations

Nerf, MSC, etc etc…

Quotes

Elly: Forrest is online? Good, then he can pick up Trivia, cause Bill sucked it up last week.

Phil: It’s like in Alaska, when they raised the tax on alcohol by 30 cents, and the incidences of alcohol poisoning dropped by some ridiculous amount. That’s all it takes, that 30 cents, to get people to stop drinking themselves to death.. makes you ask what kind of life you live if that’s the case.
Erik: No, that only shows how much longer it takes Alaskans to get alcohol poisoning on 30 cents worth less alcohol.

Phil: Bill, why are you looking at him like that? That is a scornful face.
Erik: What did I do?
Phil: That face is more like, what didn’t you do?
Erik: I’m sorry, did I fuck your dog?
Bill: Are you admitting you’re a dog-fucker?
Erik: I try to only fuck dogs I know.