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Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10:02 and five flash mobs later

Meeting End: 10:55 and six flash mobs

News

• Valve released a DLC for Left 4 Dead. 2 very long stages.
• Left 4 Dead 2 comes out November 17th.

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Not a whole lot of people are here. Mailbox stuffers to bring more people in?

Office Resource: Office is still there. A lot of the old WWII games have been sold. MCS now has $150 store credit at Just For Fun. MCS will be voting on what to buy on Friday.

Movie: The bad movie is Unknown Island, with a giant sloth character? Zombieland on Friday at Nova cinemas to the 9pm showing. Show up at 8:30.

Trivia: Erik still has trivia. Fluffy, why are you late? Fluffy answers and now has trivia.

Fundraising: Lots of neat things have been bought. We’ve made $2 this month.

Party: AWOL.

Discussion Group: New topic is… Animals with supernatural abilities that mirror Pokemon.

No Report: Erik has no report. Yesterday he got an email from an equipment director due to bending of tables. He used the street urchin method of crying, “Our club will have to disband!” and he agreed to buy $250 worth of inflatable bunkers.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Baked cookies but did not bring them. Will bring them to MCS instead. May also be brownies. A-Mike only got 8 points on first perfectly done project and 10 on slapped together second project. Landlord painted over his window glass.

Constable: Fails. And then showed up. Gave himself a haircut. Continues to have pints at a bar? Smoking a cigar. Has a vicious hatred for all other languages. Did a double-drop print.

Com Officer: Witnessed a mugging. Hung out with the girl for an hour and a half and explained the police process. Has a new friend named Sarah. Apparently there was a rash of similar muggings.

Grand Nagus: People need to double-y donate because she wasn’t here last week. Actually kinda did stuff. Elly gave her a grenade toy. Student Senate meetings are boring. They have executive private meetings?

First Officer: Phil made business cards–got bapped for it–got ordaned a minister, is a professional bad ass and some other things.

Captain: Sheep brains do not smell as bad as dead cats. It is a very good idea to stretch before playing paintball. Legs almost gave out on him on stairs.

Old Business

Zombie-fest is on the way.

New Business

• New email list is going to be created.
• New sign up sheet for RHPS on office door.

Other Organizations

• Anime: Showing starts at 7pm.
• MCS: Friday at 5pm. Voting for new games.
• Theater: Something, but no one really cares.
• LAN: Hopefully will not be killed.
• Other: BU Intergalactic Journal is accepting submissions. Bradley Zine facebook group. Trying to make a website.

Quotes

Erik: I wanna read! You get to talk! I wanna read!

Erik: All it is is Christian Rock. The only move you need is [raises hands in air and sways].

Phil: Edgar Allen Poe! On Mars! RAAAGH!

Adam: Why would you make it out of matchsticks?
Jon: His wife bet him.

Jon: They’re undead. What’s it going to do to them? Kill their immune system?

A-Mike: Sparkles protect against AIDS.

Erik: A division in WWII had an honest-to-god war bear! Instead of training it to pick up balls, they taught it to kill Russians.

Jon: You could put bacon salt… on bacon. Yes.
Phil: And then die of a heart attack.

Jon: Hey! I have salt enriched with MSG.
Phil: This salt tastes more salty than salt!

Jon: That’s because Hebrew is actually musical notes, but they won’t admit it.

Phil: I’m sorry, but the sound it made through my skull is bop.
Erik: Well, the sound of it through the constitution is bap!

Sarah: He smells like a bowling alley.
Erik: Like smoke and beer.
Sarah: Yes!
Jon: And a little bit of shame.

Jon: Belt buckle knives are for people who don’t carry belt swords.

Phil: Are you sexting your page?
Sarah: That’s what I would be doing, since I hold office, but I don’t have a page. I’ll have to fix that.

Erik: There’s a reason there’s not a zombie problem on campus. And it’s name is Erik Johnson.

Jon: As we established, the Scout has 2 reporters and 7 editors.

Attendance: 17

Meeting Start: 10:00 and 1 billion leukocytes

Meeting End: At some point. [Why didn't I write this stuff down?]

News

Erik just bapped the news with a Guitar Hero guitar.

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Abby’s not here. Ashley’s mysterious friend did not show up. Dan brought Danielle.

Office Resource: Office is still there. Lock was broken, now fixed?

Movie: Bad movie is Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll.

Trivia: Fluffy has it. In Hitchhiker’s, what is the argument for God? Erik wins: Proving God exists makes God not exist.

Fundraising: Not very weird items yet.

Party: Dead issue?

Discussion Group: Talked about stuff. If you were to release a virus, what would you make it do?

No Report: Forrest found the glory that is Eternal Sonata for the PS3? Playing Chopin and beating things with a baton.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Now Chief of *PBBT* Needs to do work in computer science to get a minor in computer science. Awful diagram to learn to push Ctrl, Alt, Del. Have yet to play a game in class.

Constable: AWOL.

Com Officer: CityLink sucks and decided to change routes without telling anyone within a week.

Grand Nagus: Sarah is now Jack? Did do something this week. Is going to do Student Senate?

First Officer: Has been great. With a deadpan inflection. Came up with a new game type for Nerf Commandos. One person stands with lots of bullets. Everyone else lays down with one bullet.

Captain: [Missing report]

Old Business

None.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

None.

Quotes

Phil: I’ve been teething for the past year and a half.

Phil: You know you shouldn’t burn it after you summon a demon.

Ashley: She didn’t answer her cell…
Adam: That’s because imaginary friends don’t have service.

Ashley: Taia seems to have bought it, so can we trust her to give a concise summary?
Adam/Others: No.

Phil: I have your hiking boots! …Er. The same kind. I have a good shoe selection…
Dan: …Er, good for you.

A-Mike: Does this mean we enact another war against French Club?
Adam: Actually, Chopin was Polish.
A-Mike: Does that mean we enact a war against Poland?
Ashley: Leave Poland alone. They’ve had enough from history.

A-Mike: Can you show us on this white blood cell where he touched you?
Jon: On the middle flaggela!

A-Mike: Can we bring assault rifles to their meetings?
Ashley: She’s not the president.

Sarah: We’re going to buy Djibouti.
Phil: …Why? They have no infrastructure.

Phil: I didn’t have all of my siblings survive childhood…

Attendance: 23
Meeting Start: 10:01 and 3 teemos

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Matt, Sarah, Sam, Phil, Seth are new. Welcome!
Movie: The bad movie is The Angry Red Planet. Check new Away Mission section on website. [Sockpuppet, sci-fi movie] 9 comes out in a week.
Office Resource: Office is still there. Our table has a dry erase board thing.
Trivia: Forrest still has trivia. Delegated to Jack, what is the problem that causes the answer 42? 6×9. Jon wins.
Party: Tentative date for reunion, Oct 21. FORREST RENT PROJECTOR.
Discussion Group: Last week’s discussion was about best inanimate objects to make into a villain: Stretch of road, map, garage.
Fundraising: Buy stuff from Amazon referral link, please!
No Report: Jack’s sleep schedule is so screwed up that he just woke up in time for this meeting. Will birth a universe where vampires have ruled since the beginning of time. Playing Cave Story and Fable.

Elly has a no report. Has to read a book of short stories for class. One 3-4 page story has 72 exclamation points. 16-year-old gives secret birth to child–”I guess I was lucky.”

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: [Captain's summary] Mike occasionally doesn’t fail. He runs Amazon account and supposedly runs website.
Constable: Alex supposedly keeps the order of the meeting, enforce the constitution. Alex is showing off a book we can’t look inside of. Week has been fairly dull. Having a sugar problem?
Com Officer: Ashley sends out emails and takes minutes. Updates the Minutes and News poritions of site. Has a wandering mind and utuerus. Yay for the crazy Greeks. Freaking out about applying to grad schools, definitely applying to Rosalind-Franklin and Widener. Maybe applying to Boston University.
Grand Nagus: Sarah’s the treasurer. Had an uneventful week, but keeps running into Forrest. Made the mistake of watching Watchmen, because her brother is silly. Starting to get sick?
First Officer: Will be nominated. Reads off list of topics and is in charge of committees that don’t have a leader. Nothing gets done then, but it’s okay.
Captain: Adam has been captain for 6 semesters. Does the bureaucracy mess. Occasionally gets angry emails from SAO office. Playing Dynasty Warriors 6 Empires, does drive-by killings.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Having a costume contest. Winners get gourmet candy apples. RHPC at Lakeview Museum around Halloween.
New Business: Nominees for First Officer:
Phil: Practiced his non-regional diction by standing on the shore of polypensian bay with marbles in his mouth and spoke over the waves. My words are kind of like verbal rape. Promises not to speak in Spanish.
Elly: Doesn’t have non-regional diction either. Will be here every week, since she’s on campus anyway.
Sarah: Has blue fingernails.
Rachel: I’m awesome. Cannot promise she won’t speak in Spanish.

PHIL 7
ELLY 4
SARAH 5
RACHEL 3

Phil is the new first officer. Promises to keep his muttonchops.

Other Organizations
Anime: 6:30pm on Fridays. Electing new officers and deciding on what to watch.
MCS: 5pm on Friday. It’s board gaming/cards club.
Theater: Acting workshop on Saturday. New Face tryouts on Sept 21.
LAN: Saturday evening in Harper/Wycoff.
Other: Video Game Creation, Association of Computer Machines? meeting. 6pm Thursday.
Nerf Commandos tomorrow night in Markin at 10pm.
Bradley Printmaking Association making shirts, selling in a month?
Wednesday in Washington, more board games.

Meeting End: 10:55 and 5000 mushrooms

Quotes

Phil: Do you count with any integers?

Phil: I thought it died in the 50′s…
Jon: It’s coming back. That’s why they’re starting with zombie movies.

Phil: Or nipple twisting. That threw me off for the first three pages.

Abby: Who, who’s that one sitting in front?
Elly: It’s not funny anymore.

Adam: [Mars has palm trees?] Really? Is this before or after Watchmen got there?

Forrest: I think Jack said he wanted to see it, but he’s under the tv cart, so I couldn’t really hear.

Ashley: I told you that I don’t have access to the email lists, right?
Forrest: Is there a way to remedy this situation?
Ashley: I emailed them last week and haven’t gotten a response.
Forrest: Is there anyone we can beat up?

Phil: Normal bunny person?

Adam: So, No Report is usually a concise funny story… that ends with “No Report.” Sometimes it fails. We only hate you a little bit.

Alex: If [the constitution]‘s not on it, then it’s a personal bap. I just don’t like you.

Xeen: He’s part ninja. He might flip out and kill you.

Forrest: Stop interrupting the flow of conversation.
Sarah: I’m cross-examining her.

Sarah: You’re supposed to donate money so we can either buy a house or the country of Djibouti… whichever’s cheaper. Which might be Djibouti at the moment.

Xeen: You’re the roadrunner of ancient China.

Adam: Someone decided that a freshman would be a good idea…. Almost not been a club a couple times and almost lost our office last semester.

Alex: What if I get little foam balls and wrap them in the constitution and throw them at people?
Adam: Constable grenades. Great.

Sarah: I don’t know, I’m kind of quiet.
Adam: It’s okay. Sarah started out quiet too.

Jon: It’s Computing Machines. It implies that the computers are getting together.

Adam: If you’re a DM, you’re our new best friend.
Xeen: If you need a DM, we accept bribes.
Adam: Sometimes.

Forrest: …or watching some crappy anime if democracy has its way.