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Minutes for March 4, 2009

Published on March 4, 2009 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 14
Start Time: 10:03 and 4 children after the men.

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Dave sends his regards and wants the minutes to get published.
Office: Still there. Sharpie grid is coming off. Pinstripe-tape?
Movie: Beginning of the End. Watchmen comes out this weekend. (B-Con is also this weekend.) Going on Friday. Whee.
Discussion Group: Already happened: What would happen if you managed to jump into orbit? Continuing.
Fundraising: Spent precious minutes of our time making trophies with stuff from the Dollar Tree.
Contest is between Jon who bought Uranium Ore and A-Mike who has a Wi-Fi-detecting shirt. Voting: Jon: 10. A-Mike: 2. Next month’s award starts. Jon has started buying wolf urine. Beat wolf urine. A collection of mundane items put together into a weird item counts.
Trivia: Defaulted back to Xeen. Name three people who have worn the mantle of the Flash–alter-egos? Xeen has trivia again.
No Report: Erik was watching soccer on the TV and they were deciding on what would make soccer more interesting: Multi-ball time at the end. (Continues with: Having the fans control bumpers, ground tilt, etc.)

Officers’ Reports
Chief: Third week he’s missed first Monday morning class. Spending all the time he missed actually working on the class. Doesn’t want job at Google–working for Double-Click? Coding heroin.
Com: Finds almost everyone in the Film Appreciation class boring. Also needs to stop thinking so much and wants to go to Germany.
Constable: Monday was full of fail. Realizes his classes take tutorials from W3Schools. Wizards of the Coasts has been on a cease-and-decist spree. Already coming out with DMG2, PHB2, Monster Manual 2, etc.
Nagus: Alcohol Awareness thing in singles: A quiz? 6 out of 8 right, or you’ll have to take it again–can randomly get the answers. Causes more paperwork for his RA? New punishment is an automatic referral. New game: The Red Dragon Inn. Adventurers get drunk after done adventuring. Psychotic, binge-drinking bunny familiar.
First Officer: Week has been extremely good, apparently. I don’t remember what happened. Deleted some necessary programs for showing videos. Noticed that she had a cardboard cut-out of Aragorn.
Captain: Got to rain fire from the sky in D&D.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way.
New Business: None.

Other Organizations
Band: Tuesday 7:30pm. Free concert. Adam’s playing in it.
Order of Xeen: Traveller on Friday.
MCS: B-Con’s this weekend. Spread the word.
BPA: Jack pretended to be Alex.

Ending Time: 10:55 and 400 seconds after we should have been gone

Quotes
Erik: And we also don’t think they’re bombs. We learned from Adult Swim.

A-Mike: It’ll look like the inside of an actual police box. Did I just blow your mind?

Adam: He’s a whiner. If he wants the minutes, he should attend.

A-Mike: Will it show up on the tape?
Adam: It’s black, it won’t matter.
Erik: Unless you’re using highlighters, then it might show up.
Jon: If you’re using highlighters on the table, I’ll kill you.

A-Mike: We created a Dark Tiki God. We’ve been over it.
Person Outside: RAGH!
A-Mike: That’s the effect.

Jon: We’ll have a race to see who’s thing gives them cancer first!

Erik: They’re both cool, but being able to buy uranium ore from a toy store is awesome.

Adam: My suggestion is to make it glow-in-the-dark somehow.

Jon: Thunderball… if they cross into this circle, the game ends and they’re arrested.
Erik: It reminds me of Slam-Ball… basketball on trampolines.

A-Mike: …coding heroin, directly into your brain.
Jack: Unfortunately, Blizzard has a patent on that.

A-Mike: You should start all conversations with, ‘I have a full, manly beard.’ …I’m going to answer phone-calls with what I think Jack would say.

Jon: It’s the only website I would recommend someone search bukkake.

Jack: And then the good guys who have moral standards who don’t want the world destroyed.
Adam: I mostly not want to be dead.

Jack: I threw up on Monday.
Xeen: Take that, Monday!

Erik: And I shall name you Wing-foot, for you traveled 24 leagues!

Jon: Were you the hobbit?
Sarah: Well, it went both ways.
A-Mike: …Shut up, Jon.

Minutes for February 25, 2009

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Attendance: 13 and a Dark Tiki God
Start Time: 10:06 and 3 minutes after googly eyes

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly is not here. No one is here. Abby sends her love. Seriously.
Office: The table has been painted and gridded. Learning experience for lots of people. Please do not leave things written on the board when you leave.
Movie: Blood Hook.
Fundraising: We have a trophy. Jon ordered uranium ore. A-Mike ordered a wi-fi detecting shirt.
Trivia: Who has trivia? Sarah! Forrest has trivia.
Discussion Group: Fluffy is answering? Suggestions… what would you drive in a sci-fi movie?
No Report: Alex had a lot more friends to work out with. He rambles and Forrest bashes him in the back with the bapper. Weird anger issues?

Officers’ Reports
Com Officer: Has googly eyes and is going to decorate her bras with them. Is glad you geeks are not so hardcore. Had epic fried ice cream.
Chief: Made a cool tiki thing with Ashley. Spawned a dark god in her living room. Highlight of his entire month. He also detects wi-fi. Has to be depressed for it to work.
Nagus: Sleep schedule is fucked. Doesn’t know how to fix it. Going to bed at 2-3pm and waking up at midnight.
First Officer: Doesn’t know how to follow the singing. Bought first blue book today. Hasn’t taken a history class since she was a junior in HS, therefore would much rather take an accounting test.
Constable: Painted the table. Beat Metal Gear Solid 4. Playing Noby Noby Boy–the players have made Girl reach the Moon. Yes, the space squirrel agrees. Two episodes left of Mighty Max.
Captain: Has a test tomorrow about 300 years of Japanese history. There were 6 readings. He did 3. There will be 2 questions about the 6. Defends Cthulhu in Pox Nora.

Old Business: None
New Business: Zombie-fest (reboot) is on the way.

Other Organizations
Relay: May 1st. RelayForLifeBradleyU.com. Group goal donations.
Anime: Voting on a new series.
Theater: Cloud 9 opening tomorrow. Glowing vagina on the wall.
MCS: Friday.

Ending Time: 10:45

Quotes
Adam: I guarantee that this is someone being useless.

Adam: In Antartica… the only place I could accept finding mountains nowadays. OMG! There’s mountains! IN MY BACKYARD!

Adam: T-t-t-t– That’s try, Johnny.
A-Mike: I’ll kill you.
Adam: Only if you can read it.

Jon: Wall-E was about date rape. Let it go already.

A-Mike: Shield. S-H-I-E-L-D.
Ashley: He can spell!
Adam: Especially when it’s given to him.

Fluffy: I’m going to whore myself out tomorrow…

A-Mike: And Jon gives us his public service announcement: Please wipe.

Fofo: Synthesizers are more interesting than a woman in lingerie.
Stephen: Sometimes.
Jon: [strange look]

Alex: Your power level is very low… and you are very constipated.

Fluffy: I win.
A-Mike: You don’t win anything.

Fluffy: I want to buy Fantasy Star Online (?).
Forrest: You can download it online.
A-Mike: And now Forrest on high…
Forrest: You’re a dumbass!
Jon: That’s high.

Fluffy: You had it last time.
Alex: I have it every time. You’re dumb!

Adam: Did you just wake up?
Jack: Yes, but I’ll get to that in a bit. First I’ve got to sing.
Forrest: Oh good, I’m not the only one who’s crazy.

Jack: I’m a professional sleep-schedule fucker.
A-Mike: Do they pay you?
Jack: If you mean the people in my head, then yes.

Jon: Go for $5. We surpassed our goal. Yaaaaay.

Minutes for February 18, 2009

Published on February 18, 2009 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 15
Start Time: 10:01:40 sec after finishing the rubiks cube and Ashley ruined it again

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s not here.
Movie: Abraksas: Guardian of the Universe? Friday the 13th was good. Jason now uses ranged attacks and traps.
Office: Still there. Jon was looking into things we could do with the table. We can get whiteboard paint! Could paint and put a laminate sheet on top? No longer a sectional table. Could just buy a mat? $22.
Trivia: Xeen still has it? Not here. Skipping it? Poor Sarah has trivia.
Discussion: Sort of happened. What animals would you like to weaponize?
Fundraising: Only two things for February? A not weird book is winning. BUY SOMETHING.
No Report: Erik: A year ago, he saw a bloody squirrel tail and a squirrel with a very little tail. Saw the squirrel today. It’s as big as his dog. VERY fat squirrel. A species of squirrels that eats birds? He didn’t actually kill that bird, he just sent it to another dimensions.

Officers’ Reports
Constable: Birthday this weekend! Parents brought cheese crowns and other things. Went to Kaiserhoff–good food; don’t go during dinner. Downloaded 6gigs of Mighty Max.
Com Officer: Ate a chocolate-covered cricket because of answering affirmative to a hypothetical question.
Chief: Watching your best friend being birthed by your girlfriend you just finished having sex with. Thought process: Does it hurt to drag her about like that? If it’s just a hand, would you want to stop? If it was gripping that hard, yes. Oh, there’s a head. He’s gooey. Pop! like a cork!
Nagus: Donate! Been kinda sick and not feeling well.
First Officer: Studied for three tests over the weekend. They’re not over. Been watching the newer Star Wars movies… asking questions like, Why am I watching it? Do all Jedis have to have bad hair? Erik says it’s a matter of discipline. Make her appreciate the older ones.
Captain: Read 100+ pages of treaties between US and Japan. Like 5 year olds arguing. US: Give the stuff you took back. Japan: …But it is ours now. See, look, it’s ours! US: But you need to give it back. And then we’ll give you the oil. Japan: But it’s ours. US: You need to give it back. Japan: No! But you should give us the oil anyway. Prof. Clore mistook him for a psych major.

Old Business: Robot…zombie-fest is on the way. Reboot it?
New Business: Rebooting to Zombie-fest. No more ellipses. Jon will be buying the paint tomorrow. Painting will happen on Monday…ish?

Other Organizations
Anime: Watching Soul Eater and Pumpkin Scissors.
Relay for Life: Volunteers? YES, you can walk. Needs more information.
MCS: B-Con scheduling coming up soon. Weekend before Spring Break. March 7th?

Ending Time: 10:41:about as many seconds

Quotes
A-Mike: We don’t trust him unless he uses the funny math.

Erik: M. Night Shaymalan? And then the zebra was a horse!

Erik: …So, it’s two PSPs with a hinge?

Abby: That’s my line! My line, Sarah!
Jon: No. Your line is “I brought Elly,” so you failed.

A-Mike: It’s American cartoons before they started sucking!

Erik: I had the castle that was like this big and it was a mountain and it opened up and there was a dragon and a lava moat!

Jon: It offers us an option with the table… other than it sitting there and mocking me.

Fluffy: I’ll pitch in if other people are…
Collier: All money is good.
Erik: I’ll give you a dollar… but only if someone else gives you a dollar.

Sarah: Come back in 35 years…
A-Mike: Don’t think we won’t.
Jon: Those of us that are alive.
Sarah: Wait, no, don’t. I’ll be old… and in for a second facelift.

Adam: Incendiary pigs!

A-Mike: I know! That’s the marketing scheme! These movies aren’t as good as the old ones, I’m going to go buy the latest version of the older ones.

Stephen: My dignity changes colors.
Taia: You haven’t brought your dignity in a while.
Jon: I was gonna say that no one has seen Stephen’s dignity in some time.

Erik: We’ll all work on it! We’ll hang from the ceilings and duct tape the vents!
Adam: We don’t want the paint to escape!
A-Mike: Or the fumes~

Jon: As long as we don’t die, it’s still in-keeping of the spirit.

Minutes for February 11, 2009

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Attendance: 14
Start Time: 10:02:25aliens

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Abby’s not here. The log book is here.
Movie: Went to go see Coraline. Good movie. Bad movie is Barn of the Blood Llama.
Office: Still there! Getting to the point where Jon’s willing to think about removing the ugly green paint. Painting a battle map on the table?
Trivia: Jack has proxy trivia? Kirk’s explanation for Spock’s behavior when they went back to save the whales? He was on LDS. Xeen still has trivia.
Discussion Group: Briefly happened? Needs a new topic… If you were part of a fantasy, made-up world, what would you be?
Fundraising: Most interesting so far: Medical Apartheid.
No Report: Alex did stuff?

Officers’ Reports
Constable: Turns 24 on Sunday. D&D campaign off to a good start.
Com Officer: Met Creeper #3 and is now getting a weapon.
Chief of Operations: Blue is a nemesis, not to be trifled with. Attack on Dan’s house with blue.
Grand Nagus: Donated lots of pennies. Jon is right about what he would be in a fantasy world. Run next campaign in a Gargoyles setting? His consumate liar went unconscious last week in Fofo’s campaign. On his first day of solo teaching, he’s going to play Another Brick in the Wall before he says anything. Good kids are mentally unstable. Enjoying his history class.
First Officer: Life revolves around the fact that she has three tests next week. Trying to survive as an undergrad.
Captain: Playing Valkyria Chronicles lots. And Pox Nora. Got his nails painted blue. Got to see Baby Seal.

Old Business: Jon is an officer. Robot…zombie-fest is on the way.
New Business: Valentines’ Day Horror Fest? Next weekend instead?

Other Organizations
Anime: Meeting on Friday; Soul Eater and Pumpkin Scissors still.
Theater: This weekend is premiere of Patrick Day Needs a Change at the Met.
MCS: Playing games!

End Time: 10:40:and55aliens later

Quotes
Adam: There’s an alien a second.

Forrest: Yay, I love obituaries!

A-Mike: Is that a harddrive in your pocket or…
Jack: Here, Alex. I’ll help you. Touchpad! (crotch grab!)
Forrest: No, Sir. That is still a joystick.

Jack: If it’s gonna go, it may as well go with giant robots.

Erik: And Anakin is making me miss Hayden Christensen… and that’s saying something.

Alex: I believe that the log book should come to the next meeting and then it should sign itself.

Jon: I’ve figured out the problem with contemporary characters… they’re too realistic. That means I don’t give a rat’s ass about them.

Jack: A black table with black lines!
Forrest: The emo table!
A-Mike: It’ll have red lines.
Ashley: It can only go in one direction. It can only go across.

Jon: I know what Jack would be! Jack doesn’t know what Jack would be, but I know. A cybernetic gargoyle.
Jack: I’d be Cold Stone. I have a jet pack and three souls!

Jack: I was trying to make you hit them. It wasn’t working.
Adam: You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.
A-Mike: But I could sense the shit out of it. If I rolled a history check on that wall, I could tell you all about the civilization that built it!

Jon: Apparently Kelty makes people go into a coma.

Adam: Now you ask me to talk.
Sarah: I’m timing things really well tonight.

A-Mike: Psi-Phi the battle thong.

Jon: It’ll be 24 years and 9 months since my parents fucked, yay~. Many a birthday has been ruined by my pointing that out.

Adam: It looks like you’re playing in a storybook… and blowing up tanks.

Sarah: I’m pretty sure that I won’t get the job I want staying around here… and I would shoot myself.

A-Mike: That’s what we need: Psi-Phi ascots.
Adam: Psi-Phi the do-rag.

Minutes for February 4, 2009

Published on February 9, 2009 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 18 communists. 9 people wearing red?
Starting Time: 10:02 and 40 sec and communism.

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Abby brought “the ginger kid.”
Office: Office is still there. Things are still classified. Adam found Jon’s white die to find Jack’s die. Xeen has Star Trek VI.
Movie: Hybrid. [About corpses in a landfill?] Coraline away mission.
Trivia: Jon PREPARED trivia. Name for Vulcan heaven? Joe has trivia.
Discussion Group: Talked about the Postal Worker. Nemesis? We are subject to Mike’s apathy. Topic for tonight: How to get to the moon on $20?
Fundraising: In a pit of lukewarm apathy. Waiting for Mike to look up things on Amazon. Current weirdest thing is World of Darkness: Chicago.
No Report: Forrest has no report: Two trailers for Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Undead (undead version of Hamlet), Burning Passions (a man who comes fire).

Officers’ Reports
Chief: Has a job interview tomorrow for a job he’s not interested in. Jumped by the baseball team in the ballroom.
Com Officer: Original The Manchurian Candidate has informed her that all women are communists.
Captain: Incorrectly tried to install CPU; scariest thing he’s done. Playing Racquetball–angles and blue balls. Computer is still turning itself off–when he’s pushing on his case?
First Officer: Doctor Who marathon! Mourning David Tennant. Not dealing with grenades this semester.
Constable: Got hugged by a panhandler today for giving him money. Bill Gates hates malaria. Gets his point across by releasing a swarm of mosquitoes into a high level conference.
Nagus: Unhealthy obsession with The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Obsessed with Frollo, expectantly. Actual story has to deal with cathedral. Did good on donations this week. ~$4 and a hat. Controlling a universe that Donald Trump is trying to save.

Old Business: Jon is an officer. Robot…zombie fest is on the way. Zombie valentines’ marathon?
New Business: Nope.

Other Organizations
Anime: Meeting on Friday, gods willing. More awesome anime.
Theater: Drag Show–7, 10, and midnight. $3 recommended donation.
Order of Xeen: Will be going to D&D world? Just for Fun board games on Tuesdays.
MCS: Friday. Wants to play Maul of America. Jack is starting to book events for B-Con. National D&D Day on March 21.

End Time: 10:40:57 communists

Quotes
Adam: It is now the red scare.

Forrest: All right. The communism will now begin.

Jack: Mm, bacon and martinis.
A-Mike: Sounds like a great party.
Adam: Not for a whole month.

Adam: Another communist has entered the party.

Joe: Isn’t (name) another way of saying orgy?

Adam: Roasted from the inside out.
Jack: …I have a supernatural problem with my penis and it burns.

Mike: It was a horrible job fair.
Jack: This is why I don’t go to things.
A-Mike: They listed majors they were interested in… and they weren’t hiring.
Joe: Thank you. All we can offer you at this time is false hope.

Mike: Or your motherboard is like, “Oh, I hate you”?

A-Mike: You reinforced his hugging ways.
Jon: Or he reinforced my coin-giving ways.

Jon: I think they should be happy that his cause isn’t AIDS. Dirty needles for everyone!

Jack: I’m from Cincinnati. No, you’re not. Okay. Where are you from? Cincinnati. No…? Okay.

Joe: Oh look a flamethrower. Trip. AAAAH.
Jon: I’m almost at the exit. I’m almost at the exit. W…why am I back at the food court surrounded by zombies!?

A-Mike: I think a zombie baby would just be… zomby.