Archive for the 'Minutes' Category

Attendance: 16
Meeting Start: 10:04:02

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Sign the log book!
Movie: 007 away mission is being planned. The bad movie is The Wizard of Speed and Time.
Office Resource: Still there.
Trivia: Xeen still has trivia by answering the name of the arch-lich who created the Tomb of Horrors.
Party: Needs money.
Discussion Group: Mike is locked in a soundbooth. New topic: Good ways to become immortal.
No Report: Xeen used a Gutenberg machine to make huge explosion.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Not here. Again.
Constable: Survived Week of Death: 3 tests, 2 papers, head cold, AND Obama won. Racked up lots of kills in Fallout 3.
Com Officer: Has been visiting prisons.
Grand Nagus: Has been watching Fantastic Four. Also emailed a guy who worked on music for ComicZone to ask about the best lamb in San Francisco.
First Officer: Nothing.
Captain: Told by his teacher that he would fit in well at prison.

Old Business: None.
New Business: None.

Other Organizations
Anime: Punishment by Lucky Star.
MCS: Friday at 5. Starcraft is now understood?
Order of Xeen: None.
Theater: Go see play.
Other: Jon needs voice talent for podcasting.
LAN will meet at 8pm, hopefully in the right room.

Meeting End: 10:32 and a half hour after I found the hammer.

Quotes
Adam: I didn’t see Forrest.
Jon: Is your gaydar broken?

?: Forrest, I wonder what you’d see when you looked at Tim Gunn.
?: Negative space.
Forrest: Sparkly negative space.

Jon: If I can cockblock Psi Phi with Reboot the Reboot, I’m happy.
Erik: It was more like blue balls.

Erik: The first lawyer that makes a statement… the judge will say, “Why so serious?” and run out laughing.

Jack: If we had a good general, we would have won the first time around.
Erik: We still would have won with a drunk general and an army of dinosaurs.

Erik: Actually, I cut [the office] off from the building a bit ago.

Forrest: Ow, it hurts. Give me money.
Erik: So… since I haven’t given money and I just paralyzed you, here’s $2. Hey! He can move his arms!
Jon: Lawsuit averted.

Jack: No one will mess with Kelty. He already has a nickname. He’s on a killing spree.

Erik: I get a black screen.
Adam: Is it plugged in?
Erik: Yes.
Adam: Both ends?
Erik: Yes. It’s a laptop.

Erik: I could do it.
Adam: Hey! He said talent.

Attendance: 17
Meeting Start: 10:02: and Fallout 3

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: No newbies.
Movie: The bad movie is Radioactive Dreams.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Trivia: In Starship Troopers, characters attend HS in what town? Xeen wins with Buenos Aires.
Party: Forrest asks for money in a Southern Belle voice.
Discussion Group: We were carded at Richards, so we went to Steak’n'Shake. The new topic: What we could do if we converted apathy to energy.
No Report: Jon and Willy Wonka discuss Fallout 3, including radiation from toliets and decapitating giant ants with gnomes.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Fails.
Constable: Got Guitar Hero on Friday and beat last song on Sunday. Died at Nerf Commandos from being headbutted in the temple at full speed. Hit same temple while tripping while putting on pants. He thinks he may have given himself a concussion. The offense this week: Laughing too hard about him hurting himself.
Com Officer: Zombies fix everything.
Grand Nagus: Has been playing City of Heroes and is going to a wedding on Friday.
First Officer: Elly has been stressed out.
Captain: Got to play with babies and none of them died. Danced in a class with children; they made fun of him, so they had to dance too.

Old Business: The movie-fest happened. It was fun.
New Business: Robot-rubber-monster-alien-zombie-movie-fest is on the way.

Other Organizations
Anime: Running without Forrest. No late night showing.
MCS: May actually play Starcraft.
Theater: Shadow Theatre on Friday 8-11pm.

Meeting End: 10:31 and the constable is going to sleep

Quotes
Xeen: I have trivia. I got hit by a rock.

Erik: One time my friend took his autism meds with whiskey. It was awesome.

Mike: You’ll just be paying it for the rest of your life. It’s okay.

Abby: We need to come up with a clever acronym.
Adam: That requires work. If you want to, you can come up with one. We won’t stop you. That requires work too.

Forrest: It’s fabulous. It’s killing me. Slowly.
Adam: Pretty quickly, actually.

Jack: We’re protesting the existence of chickens.
Mike: I’m still eating them.
Jack: That’s okay. It’s protesting their existence.

Attendance: 17 and a muffin and a Cthulhu
Meeting Start: 10:00 although it’s not that time

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly is here.
Movie: Bad movie is the Toxic Avenger.
Office Resource: It’s almost not there?
Trivia: Adam has trivia? In Star Trek, what was the one thing Klingons were afraid of? Tribbles. Someone won!
Party: Has left the room.
Discussion Group: Why nostalgia is the best emotion? Most likely way we will create a monster, accidentally?
Fundraising: Read the paper… not really.
No Report: Taia found dead mouse in trash can.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Employed to fix Methodist’s website.
Constable: More fail.
Com Officer: Had a fun break except for pulling a muscle in back.
Grand Nagus: Glad he put off buying X-Men Legends. Definitely worth $6.
First Officer: Done with a class of the lady that might absorb her.
Captain: Is being stalked by his band teacher.

Old Business: None.
New Business: None.

Other Organizations
Anime: Finishing Denno Coil.
MCS: Hosting protest of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot show.
Order of Xeen: Run by Anti-Mike now. May have a coherent story.
Theater: BU presents Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!
Other: LAN is happening.

Meeting End: 10:39:05 after he left.

Quotes
A-Mike: He’d be an iPod if anything.
Jon: Click me, Megatron! Click me!

Forrest: A lightsaber pole…
Adam: I’m sure that’s how you go blind.
A-Mike: Or get furry palms.
Adam: That’s how you turn into a wookie?

A-Mike: People all over Indianapolis are changing their names for free pizza and DVDs.
Forrest: Oh, it’s not worth it.
Jon: The pizza is more worth it.

Mike: They could pay you in unnecessary surgeries.

Jon: …We’re assuming Djbouti has an airport.

Forrest: Sonic furry porn!
Adam: It involves chili dogs.

Stephen: …So he vomits up rings.
Forrest: Oh, he’s bulimic.

A-Mike: Can my report commit suicide?

Jon: We had a track? I thought this was a sandbox meeting.
Adam: I have tracks. I don’t know about anyone else…
Jon: Stop shooting up and maybe you won’t have them.
Adam: But it’s so good.