Monthly Archive for October, 2009

Attendance: 16 and a brain and a Magikarp

Meeting Start: 10:01 PM and 15 timestreams out of my chest

Meeting End: 10:40 and a scary rabbit costume later

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. In a sweet costume. Goes by Elwood today.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: The bad movie of the week is Them Damn Zombies. Rednecks fighting zombies. Hard to tell difference between furniture commercial and zombie attack? Went to go see the Vampire’s Assistant–wasn’t a kid vampire movie, or adult vampire movie… so was instead awkward teen vampire movie.

Trivia: Erik has trivia. How does Chewbacca die? Forrest wins:  A moon landed on him.

Fundraising: New items… they’re all really depressing. Buy weirder things!

Party: A mild success. Forrest is eating the cost of vegetable pizza. Taking donations for the actual party.

Discussion Group: Something about keebler elves and mining.

No Report: Elly was discussing genres of sci-fi in class. Items are not really possible? No seatbelts on the Enterprise. Proved awesome amount of geekiness by correcting teacher on the idea that ship was not exactly moving.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: New website and you’ll be able to sign up for it! Use the shoutbox. Picked up Scribblenauts a couple hours ago. Summoned box, cat, and radioactive isotopes. Cat got sick. Got Bioterrorist Badge for it.

Constable: AWOL.

Com Officer: Dr. S ran into the doorframe out of sheer excitement and proclaimed that it was okay because it was part of the demolition. Could pretty much hear the WHEE as he ran off.

Grand Nagus: AWOL.

First Officer: Saw Paranormal Activity (WITHOUT US). Recorded himself sleeping because he has been scaring his roommate by talking in his sleep.

Captain: Everything decided to happen Tuesday this week. Windows 7 upgrade came in and he upgraded from the beta. League of Legends premiered. One of the three last Wheel of Time books is out now–written directly from his notes and it weighs two pounds. Saw Donnie Darko for the first time.

Old Business

• Found back-up of old mailing list from last year.
• Jon needs to doublecheck for zombiefest.
• Rocky Horror Picture Show last call for tickets tomorrow afternoon. $15.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

• Pinocchio with House Theater opening next weekend.
• During MCS, Forrest will be running one-shot adventure in Mouse Guard.
• Every voting member of Nerf Commandos will email the man if he doesn’t do it, telling him to do his job.
• BU Intergalactic Journal will print in December.
• Humans vs. Zombies is still looking for people because they got pushed back a week

Quotes

There are three people reciting the Team Rocket… uh manifesto. Constable is not here to bap them.

Forrest: Thankfully she is a restaurant–er, resident.

A-Mike: I missed one meeting~!
Phil: It’s like missing Helmsdeep!

Jon: It could have a different crust composition. It’s middle earth! Gandalf fell down to lower earth! It could smell like cinnamons for all we know.
Phil: Dwarves are allergic to cinnamon. That’s why they died.

A-Mike: The Balrog is the doorman for the tree.

Jon: We used your money to feed you guys, but you didn’t show up. I’m both impressed and sad.

Erik: We used to call that drawn and quartering. We now call that safety.

Phil: What’s a shoutbox?
Jon: The world’s slowest chatroom.

Erik: You can have ragnarok in anything if you try hard enough.

Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10:06 and three room changes later

Meeting End: 10:47 and six dead baby jokes later

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: There’s an actual new person: Heather!

Office Resource: Office is still there.

Movie: Bad movie is Uncle Sam? Going to go see Where the Wild Things Are on Friday. Meet outside student center at 8:30 to go to Nova–the cheap theater.

Trivia: Fluffy still has trivia. In the Matrix, which pill leads down the rabbit hole? Phil wins by shouting colors until he picks the right one.

Fundraising: Mike’s internet connection fails.

Party: We’re apparently going to have a reunion even though it was canceled or something? Friday, 10/23rd in the Geisert cafeteria for dinner.

Discussion Group: Yoda vs. Neo? Matrix vs. Force?

No Report: Jon has a no-report. Has had an awesome 7-day weekend because he doesn’t have class Wed or Friday. Twilight Imperium on Friday, worked on independent film and LAN’d on Saturday, worked on independent film on Sunday, Twilight Imperium on Monday, Springfield run because of Man vs. Food and awesome Best Buy on Tuesday, did Psi Phi news while playing Brutal Legend and thinkgeek stuff on Wed.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Superceded by Agent Clucks. Picked up a chicken playing Crisis to complete delta difficulty.

Constable: Showed up. Hung out with Kelty for two days, played LOL until 6am. Frantically made books. Made cooked books.

Com Officer: Did Shackathon. This was actually really awesome because drunken psychology majors are hilarious, especially when talking about action potentials and the neuroprotective properties of nicotine at 2am.

Grand Nagus: Donate please~ Had a good Fall break, was going good until international business “Which sounds like it should be sort of cool, but it’s not.” Doha is in Katar, not UAE, which teacher got wrong. She felt like walking out of class.

First Officer: Accidentally slept in until 3pm on Tuesday. Had a dream about typing on a typewriter for eternity, but the ribbon tape kept breaking. Had another dream about being in WI in sandstone cave with a beast that eat people with umbrellas and math teacher wanted to buy a computer book his uncle wrote.

Captain: Almost won Twilight Imperium, but got attacked by three people due to Jon’s gunrunning. Did simulation for maternity practicum and actually had to do things. The uterus was sitting separate from the mannequin–the male-gential models with an awesome wig.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

• We’re in a different room.
• Phil is lying about being covered in chocolate sauce.

Other Organizations

• MCS: Friday at 5pm.
• Nerf is sort of suspended–inflatable barriers have not yet been acquired.
• History group is Apples to Apples-ing while dressed up as a favorite history character.

Quotes

Phil: And in other news today, I found the cubed root of infinity.

Alex: Remember when Pan’s Labyrinth came out and everyone was like… it’s a fairy tale!
A-Mike: It was a fairy tale. An OLD fairy tale.

Phil: She’s in the knitting club.
Heather: And in choir.
Ashley: Oh… you get him lots of time.
Adam: We’re sorry. We only get him some of the time.

Ashley: Fluffy answered his own question last time.
Adam: He answered before I could.
Fluffy: I didn’t hear anyone.
Adam: I’m still going to make fun of you.

Phil: Did you beat it?
A-Mike: …No, because chickens don’t stealth.

Phil: You have to kill a goat.
Jon: At least the goat prefers you do.

A-Mike: Like a refridgerator.
Phil: For people.

Adam: I was going to check the uterus, but then he said, “Wait, hold on. The uterus is over there.”