Monthly Archive for April, 2010

Attendance: 14

Meeting Start: 10 and 11 dick-sucking huts

Meeting End: 10:45

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We need to start thinking about freshman advertisement thingys. Think about ninja-ing.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “The Brain from Planet Orus”
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- When it’s hot the temperature is exactly 120 degrees.
- Barking dogs ruin the mood during date rapes.
- If you are an alien space brain, whose sole weakness is being clobbered on the Fissure of Rolando, don’t leave axes lying around.

Trivia: Fluffy still had it. He left. Erik is taking over: Who played some guy in Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Answer: someone. Phil got it.

Fundraising:

Party: We need money.

Discussion Group:

No Report:

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Got a motivational speech from Dr. K. Relay for Life was a lot of fun! Raised the most money.

Constable: Having possibly the best week of his life. Got the job in St. Louis so he’ll be making more money and won’t have to stay in Peoria. Got tickets to Muse’s tour. Also saw Lupe Fiasco and B.O.B, Lupe’s drummer was a badass.

Com Officer: Went to education symposium today and it was really cool.

Grand Nagus: Not here. But she gave a message that she got the change converted to bills and we have $53.

First Officer: Allergies are ruining her life.

Captain: Has a really hot girlfriend but he’s not getting any.

Old Business

Zombie fest is on the way.

New Business

Nominations are next week for officer positions.
We need to make posters/flyers.

Other Organizations

Symphonic Band and Winds concert at 3 on Sunday in Dingeldine.

Quotes

Phil: Isn’t that the dumb girl from Mean Girls? I mean the one whose boobs could tell weather.

Jon: He was a sex addict playing a sex addict.
Erik: Yeah, it was a real stretch for him.

Phil: I find that if you take 6 Benadryl in the morning, school is fun. That was a lesson I learned my junior year.

Erik: You’re stupid and you talk without thinking and you’re not getting laid!!!
Ashley: And it sucks cause his girlfriend is hot!
Erik: HA, yeah that must be really frustrating.

Phil: We’re both strange, but I guess strange doesn’t equate to putting out in girl terms.

Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10 and 11 elephants

Meeting End: 10:50

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Get more people.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Class of Nuke ‘Em High”
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- Never punch a nuclear mutant
- Murphy’s Law applies to urine samples

Trivia: Erik’s not here. So Phil filed in- Where does Mondo go? Answer: Anywhere he wants. Fluffy got it.

Fundraising: We got $14.18 in March! Voting for weirdest item for March: Winner: Jon w/ kitchenaid mixer decals

Party: blah.

Discussion Group: blah.

No Report:

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Giving presentation on Friday on psychopathy. Has been doing research on human sexuality, learned many fun facts. Such as: lesbians have a different inner ear, can’t hear soft sounds. Men are 33% more likely to be gay if they have an older brother. Homosexuals are 50% more likely to be ambidextrous or left-handed. Gay men are more likely to have a CCW hair swirl.

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Has been doing lots of homework and running.

Grand Nagus: Not here, with the exception of a short visit.

First Officer: Has red hair now, and has been playing a game as a huge Russian man with a white kitten.

Captain: Smoked a hooka for the first time yesterday.

Old Business

Zombie and Alien fest is on the way.

New Business

Party committee is reinstated.

Other Organizations

Fri at 3:30 – pop rock performance in the lab theatre.
Relay for life internet link, Psi Chi needs $400 more
Details to come sonly for Trevor Project fundraiser at Culver’s

Quotes

Attendance: 16 and a gnome

Meeting Start: 10 and elevendy eye-lazers

Meeting End:

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Slugs”
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- There are drunk blondes I find unattractive
- Slugs are stronger than your average sewer worker
- There’s a major artery in the human foot

Trivia: Forrest: In Star Wars, what does the appreciation ATAT stand for?Answer: All-Terrain (something) Transporter. Erik got it.

Fundraising:

Party: blah.

Discussion Group: Steam Punk

No Report: Sarah: while she was giving a campaign at a frat house, a dog walked up and started sniffing her ass. In front of a room full of frat boys.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: In addiction class, they were talking about Viagra and one lady said when her kid saw a commercial on TV with a baseball player on it, he decided that Viagra makes you a better baseball player. Now he runs around talking about how he can’t wait until he grows up and start taking Viagra. Gets to start injecting rats with cocaine next week.

Constable: Three things. Yesterday, he was having a good day and so was his friend who is also spiteful, so they needed to balance it out. So they told their professor they had rabies and drank for 11 hours. Boonesfarm sangria is like drinking a lava lamp DON’T DO IT. Decided to read every penny arcade. Beat Darksiders today. Decided that if they had a Compton voice guy it would be better.

Com Officer: Won Bulls tickets because she has a mean right hook. But couldn’t go because school sucks. Played Pokemon for most of break.

Grand Nagus: Running unopposed for student senate secretary. Went to an interview in Chicago for an internship, and got the call today that she got it!!

First Officer: Highlights of break include dress shopping with Taia (this confused Adam pretty badly), and going to St. Louis to see the Aquabats with Bill, but the stage was so short that people kept pushing them on stage and she had to be saved by M.C. Bat Commander.

Captain: On a sad note, I had to trim my sideburns down to one inch to work in the ER, and they looked awful so he shaved them off. Did EKG’s on lots of people, and they are expensive but most of the people getting them were using the government’s money. Played Pokemon. Making a kilt.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. Killer rabbit movies.

New Business

We need to make a nickname for Sarah.

Other Organizations

Quotes

Erik: He was Ian McKellan, he could play a lump of shit and I’d love him.

Adam: More cowbell!

Erik: When I get hungry I take a bite of my gameboy and it stops working.

Phil: I’m going to rape your mouth. You’re going to gag on it.
Jon: I don’t need a toothpick right now.
*discussion of toothpicks*
Fluffy: It’s also tapered at both ends.

Erik: (something about a homerun.)
Phil: Then you will WILL go all the way!
Jon: Phil will just bunt. It’s ok Fluffy, you’ll be a sacrifice fly.

Phil: I have a level 82 Charizard.
Jon: Are you hitting on her?

Erik: My mom just texted me to tell me that there is bacon-flavored vodka.

Xeen: As an aside… If you list your friends as a job reference, make sure they know your real name.

Erik: One of my friends from Chicago is like 6’5″ and benches 385 on a bad day, so once he just threw a mugger in a dumpster and pranced away.

Phil: That hurts me.
Erik: That’s what she said!
Jon: Really Erik? I heard she barely felt it.