Archive for the 'Minutes' Category

Attendance: 12 counted by twos

Meeting Start: 10 and my second hand is broken

Meeting End: 10:35 and yeah.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly is here, Abby is not. Fluffy and Steven are not within a hundred-mile radius.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Santa Claus (1959) Starring Santa and Merlin.
-Things I Learned from This Movie:
-Santa lives in an orbital fortress.
-The cost of running a toy factory at the North Pole is offset by the lack of child labor laws.
-Merlin the Magician invented LSD, angel dust, cocaine, and Splenda.
-Hell has strict emissions regulations.
-Always pay for the ignition kill wish option when you purchase an ariticial reindeer.

Trivia: Erik won by burning Willy Wonka. What type of bear is best? Answer: Black Bear. No one got it.

Fundraising: For January, we have $4.17.

Party: Nothing happens until Forrest says.

Discussion Group: Reasons we don’t like The Cone of Shame. Other villains who have high squeaky voices. Etc.

No Report: Willy Wonka (claims it will be short and to the point)– I don’t ride buses. To say the least I have spent 15 hours on trains and buses this week. No Report (still talking.. not recording it)

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Redesigned the website! Fixed an error with uploading pictures by contacting support and google searching. Website is done and hanging out, go check it out. Actual report: very bored over break, finished projects in two days. Moved work days to Wednesday, four day weekend. Taking care of ratties. Erik interrupted with a loud NANANANANANANA. end.

Constable: Stayed up until 5am, shocked by how light it gets during the day. Editors at magazine want him to make his own video blog for people to pay to rent and see, and he just gets to play video games and make money.

Com Officer: Took j-term online and it sucked. Eventful break, although to anyone else it would sound boring. Bribe open for a ride home in exchange for a piece of cinnamon coffee cake.

Grand Nagus: Saw Sherlock Holmes, but it was basically like they called a 19th century detective. Did not stay up until 5am.

First Officer: Went to California for a week, and met not-so-famous people behind famous people. Like the marketing director of a movie production company. Came back and fell on the ice three times.

Captain: Has not worn pants more than three times this week. Boring break.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Wasn’t paying attention.

Other Organizations

Blah.

Quotes

Forrest: It’s not my fault!
Erik: I’m not gonna hit you, I’m gonna it the paper. Where’s the paper? Is it this one?

Erik: Plus I like being able to be naked all the time.
Jon: I can draw dirty pictures with a spirograph. Just watch.

Ashley: I’ve got a needle in my hand, I don’t wanna play nose goes. I don’t want a piercing there.
Erik: That’s what she said.

Ashley: Her boobs are saggy.
Phil: Yeah, I didn’t like that.

Ashley: Apparently there’s a rumor going around that in Africa the men like it better when the women are totally and completely dry, so they throw sand in there.
Phil: Isn’t that counterintuitive?

Forrest: It matches his mutton chops [about his car].

Sarah: I can’t count above a dollar.

Attendance: 14

Meeting Start: 10:00 and 15 seconds

Meeting End: 10:45 and a billion nominations later

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Jon is not here because of Mike’s reasons.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Paranormal Activity debate has started. I’m sorry.

Trivia: Phil has it. How did Grim become eternally enslaved to Billy and Mandy? Alex answered: He lost at a game to them.

Fundraising: AWOL.

Party: Also AWOL. But the party will probably still go on next week. Adam will put up information about the party or it’ll get around through word of mouth.

Discussion Group: Is dead.

No Report: Taia says there was snow tonight.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: AWOL. Erik gives a report instead: First Nerf Commandos meetings in a while. Got an award: Boner Emiritus for couch-sex and being shot in the crotch.

Constable: Alex can’t remember a week ago. Speaking while inhaling makes him sound like a robot. Will be graduating next May, has discovered a job opportunity where he may be moving to Taiwan and teaching.

Com Officer: One friend in Psi Chi had a dream that Psi Phi took over Psi Chi. I warned her that she should be afraid because we destroyed French club. Dr. K nearly fell out of his chair, laughing.

Grand Nagus: Got to skip Monday and Tuesday classes. Got class canceled on Monday because she wasn’t going to be here. Got an interview for an internship for a really big accounting firm. Student Senate hosts event called Speak Up.

First Officer: Was in a car accident on Sunday, got a displaced vertebrae. Started going to a chiropractor–physical abuse that you pay for. Sounds like Tom Waits a little bit.

Captain: Got to go home like a half a week early. Decided to skip Tuesday classes.  Gone forever, but didn’t do anything useful. His mother made enough food for 15 people and only 8 showed up–so there was lots of extra turkey. Internet continues to cut out only when he’s playing LOL. Is now going to be not shaving for all of December to show his friend how it’s supposed to be done.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

• Nomination Time!
  • Chief: Ashley, Adam, Dan
  • Constable: Fluffy, Phil, Erik, Taia
  • Com Officer: Elly, Fluffy
  • Grand Nagus: Adam, Fluffy, Sarah
  • First Officer: Rachel, Erik, Adam, Phil, Sarah, Fluffy’s hair
  • Captain: Erik, Phil, Sarah, Alex

Other Organizations

• Erik is asking for Yugi-Oh cards.
• Elly is throwing a Xmas party this Saturday at 10:30pm at 904 Frink #2 in St. James.
• 10pm Nerf Commandos on Tuesday and Thursday
• BU Printmaking Club may or may not exist
• MCS 5pm on Friday
• Ashley is presenting a report of her Psychopathy research in the basement of Bradley Hall in 3pm.
• Discussion group is not dead

Quotes

Phil: Vista thought it was a virus and shut it down.
Elly: Which is pretty funny, considering it’s a zombie game.

Erik: I came out yesterday. …That came out all wrong.
Phil: Or did it come out all right?

Stephen: The real black ranger is missing three fingers.

Adam: Radio killed discussion group.

Erik: [Deleted for security reasons] uses her hair for a spaceship.

Ashley: Alex is done with his report now.
Elly: Four reports later.

Erik: No, everything’s in my jurisdiction

Phil: No, you must look like an albanian serf!

Elly: Wait, who’s Dan?
Ashley: He likes to blow shit up and works at CAT.

Phil: Seconds in the second dimension!

Attendance: 12

Meeting Start: 10:02 and we do have quorum

Meeting End: 10:41 and we’ve wrapped it

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here and Abby’s not.

Office Resource: The office is still there. Jon bought new posters for the office.

Movie: The bad movie is Destroy All Monsters.

Trivia: Phil has trivia, but Jon takes trivia again. Name of horse in Bruce Campbell’s movie Jack of All Trades? Named Nutcracker. Jon wins. But Phil still has trivia.

Fundraising: Fail.

Party: Donate to the party please?

Discussion Group: Happens.

No Report: Taia has a no report. Just watched War Games for the second time.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: AWOL. Today I ate a whole truckload of kittens and threw it up onto the sensitive membranes of newborn children.

Constable: AWOL. Feeding arsenic paste to underprivledges minors and killed their drunken parents in front of them and said it was an installment piece.

Com Officer: Had an awesome day. Testing the children went well. Talked with Steve a long time. Had a great lecture from the Food Psychologist; he was hilarious and there was at least 200 people and it was great.

Grand Nagus: Sarah noticed that, upside-down, Harrison Ford looks very attractive. Sitting in International Business: Has a flamboyant teacher. Teacher said today, “I should stop sucking on this.”

First Officer: Wrote 8-page paper about TB. Played Torchlight. Teacher looks like a squirrel? Calls on people, so he can’t monopolize time.

Captain: Have been playing Dragon Age. Managed to corrupt the files after installing it. Cool parts: Reminds him of Neverwinter Nights except for game play that works on PC, similar to KOTOR, get the shit kicked out of you on Normal.

Old Business

• Zombie-fest is on the way.
• Jon is not an officer.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

• People need to come to MCS and start games at 5pm.
• Send Erik articles for BU Intergalactic Magazine
• Xeen’s DM is looking to start up a new Pathfinder campaign at campaign in Washington.
• LAN will probably not be occuring normally.

Quotes

Phil: Lord of the Rings was awesome!
Jon: Yes, because the movies aren’t completely true to the book!

Phil: I thought it said hemoglobin.

Adam: Donate to the lovely woman at the end of the table.
Sarah: I’ll steal it.
Adam: …Or not.

Jon: What’s that? Food or physical activity.
Phil’s going to try and play dueling bangos on his mandolin?

Jon: Like those awful Facebook games, but it causes a war.
Phil: Like that gangster game?
Adam: Oh. I would feel really bad about that. I killed bank guards.

Jack: I make them weak enough to exist.
Jon: That’s why Jack’s not allowed to work in schools anymore.

Phil: Why is it the industry standard?
Adam/Jon: Because you’ll pay it.

Phil: He licked some demon taint.