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Attendance: 19
Meeting Start: 10:01 and blank seconds

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Abby brought Elly and Lauren. Rachel is new. Andrew is new.
Movie: The bad movie is Orca. It’s about an Orca. Away mission is either to Halloween II or Final Destination. Interest in Halloween II; 8:25 at Rave, 7:40 at Nova. The first and second place costumes for Halloween party get amazing candied apple from Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.
Office Resource: Office is still there. Not filled with people’s crap from last year.
Trivia: Forrest has trivia still. In Farscape, swearwords are replaced in Sebasian? Three most common: Frell, dren, trunk. Forrest continues to have trivia.
Party: Forrest is planning a reunion, maybe? Move reunion further back to January to allow more time to contact people.
Discussion Group: New topic necessary: What animated animated object would make the best villain?
Fundraising: We have a shit ton to buy. Kelty’s friend wins. We made a lot of money.
No Report: Jon has a no report. Found out that Metalocalypse is going to a half hour episode. Arkham Asylum is awesome. Through some no communication in the school of communication, ended up volunteering on an independent feature film for free. Having fun and getting lots of good experience.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Had a good time at Gencon. Had not had a good time after. Cable was cancelled. Never paid? Power turns off. Calls power company after going to GCC to look for number. Never paid too? Classes at Bradley dropped and water goes out. On the same day. Bill pay was using account numbers from his old apartment. And he has roaches in his apartment.
Constable: Had a crappy first of summer. Today was the worst day ever. Got another ticket. Printer wasn’t working. Got kicked out of bookmaking class because he’s in advanced class? Not allowed to do printmaking? Overdrew for $100+ fees. Being paid $100+ to draw. Not furry porn. Yet.
Com Officer: Took a class. Took GREs. Drank. Made a dice bag and is potentially offering commissions.
Grand Nagus: Her summer was great! Did internship in DC and had fun. [Jack is giving speech for Sarah] Went to safe dorm living meeting thing. Watched To Hell and Back–hosted by Aaron Carter? How you were going to die in a fire.
First Officer: To be elected next meeting.
Captain: Too many dead people to work in a nursing home at first.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way.
New Business: Jon is not an officer.

Other Organizations
Anime: Not meeting this week.
MCS: This Friday. 5pm.
Theater: New Faces audition next week? Contact Forrest.
Other: LAN this weekend.
Nerf Commandos in the Soccer court.
BPA is screenprinting? Maybe?

Meeting End: 10:57 and blankity blank

Quotes
Erik: They made the light and they made the world. But we don’t talk about that anymore. We just talk about their names.

Anti-Mike: [About GI Joe] Look how dumb the Americans are! Let’s go see it!
Erik: “…guaranteeing a sequel…” Can you come bap this?

Adam: There was not enough people watching it to keep it on the air, but enough nut jobs to annoy the producers….

Erik: Which I take to mean that Diablo 3 will never happen and x 2 will never happen.
Alex: Duke Nukem Forever!
Erik: They made demo boxes! They were so close!

Adam: I don’t listen when you speak. So I should know this, but I don’t.

Alex: You trimmed your hair and you’re still 10% more creepy.

Forrest: …links have faded out.
Adam: Like dead, or…
Jon: They’ve successfully concealed their identities.

Adam: Does the link still work?
A-Mike: Yes. Obviously it still works.
Ashley: I just bookmarked it.
A-Mike: It’s still the same link.
Ashley: But everything else on the site is breaking.
Adam: That’s why I asked.

A-Mike: OW! Right in the budget!
Forrest: The budget is soft and squishy.

A-Mike: I don’t even pay for my water and my water was out!

Forrest: You were so boring I ate paper.
A-Mike: I was so much fail you chipped a tooth.

Jon: Jack, I want you to know: I put the matches in the oven so they’re safe.

Erik: People came back from the dead?

Erik: Zombie-fest 2.0 is on the way. Slower! More putrescent!

Attendance: 15
Meeting Start: 10:01 and not a Jack

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Abby brought Lauren and Elly.
Movie: The bad movie is Redneck Zombies. Wolverine is coming out this week. Star Trek is coming out next week.
Office Resource: Office is still there. The microwave works.
Trivia: Forrest has trivia. Erich now has trivia. Which famous writer wrote the original screenplay for Trouble with Tribbles? Forrest has trivia? David Gerald.
Party: About $40. Donate please.
Discussion Group: Kinda happened. Talked about Post-Apocalyptic Pokemon. Poke-Porn? Topic for this week: Batman vs. Superman, the classic.
Fundraising: We’ve made about $7 this month. Please buy more stuff. Remember, the new rule is that you can find a weird item and donate half the amount to Psi Phi to enter in the contest as well. Sarah wants to buy a sonic screwdriver.
No Report: Fluffy almost died in D&D, but instead he let Hamz die. Saw Death Trap. Went 1-8 as Abbadon. He sucks. He killed his computer by spilling milk into the touchpad.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Computer exploded during a problem with file transfers. Computer would not boot. His harddrives sounded like a jet engine.
Constable: Never have Rook as your ally in Demigods–you will cry and he will eat your towers and leave you to die. Rook will make you so emo, you’ll write poetry. Pirates have the best ending to Deadliest Warriors EVER. The guy from 300 is the narrator–hearing him talk about Spartans again was fun.
Com Officer: It’s my birthday! Yay! I got drunk and when drunk, I don’t shut up. Ever. 6 hours straight of talking. And insistence. I wanted dancing and pie and cheesecake and Animaniacs. Argued with people at the movie about how psychopaths OBVIOUSLY don’t exist and Stockholms Syndrome OBVIOUSLY doesn’t exist. And how crimes can’t be solved without witnesses. Because evidence OBVIOUSLY doesn’t exist.
Grand Nagus: Proxy report: Ultima Online is releasing an expansion where you can choose a new player race: Gargoyle.
First Officer: Sarah just conned people into taking surveys. Girls can’t decide one number; ex. 1-3. Guys choose one number. Learning about college students makes her depressed. She is happy not to be 18 and not dating a 20-year-old with a child. Can not handle that level of drama in my life.
Captain: He thinks he did some homework… in between Demigod games. Have a really good time sitting around the apartment and watching MASH. Third thing he learned from the Japan class: Apologize early and apologize often.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is still an officer.
New Business: Need a 8×11 poster for Psi Phi for the binder-replacement flashdrive. Send Mike posters. They should be JPG. If you can’t convert it, send to Mike anyway and he’ll convert it for you.

NOMINATIONS
Chief: Anti-Mike. Ashley. Alex.
Com Officer: Ashley. Sarah. Jon.
Constable: Erik. Alex. Fluffy. Anti-Mike. Erich.
Nagus: Collier. Jack. Fluffy. Sarah.
First Officer: Elected at the second meeting of the new school year.
Captain: Adam. Alex. Fluffy. Anti-Mike.

Next Tuesday: 7:30pm. Hanging out in Harper/Wycoff. Meeting starts at Midnight.

Other Organizations
Anime:
MCS:
Order of Xeen:
Theater:
Other: BPA is selling homemade t-shirts on move-in day.
Nerf Commandos tournament on midnight on Tuesday next week for Late Nite BU.

Meeting End: 11:01 PM 4/29/2009

Quotes
Anti-Mike: I want to join a sexually-oriented team.
Adam: You wish.
OR
Jon: You can be the pony.

Anti-Mike: Filming in Atlantis is cheap.

Erik: And in the end, you become the little girl to protect the big daddies.
Anti-Mike: And this is the part of your fantasy that I don’t want to explore further…

Adam: It’s okay, Mike is just letting out all the mans…
Anti-Mike: I’ll tell you all about the manitees.
Adam: Can we talk about dewgongs?

Anti-Mike: It’ll be the starving people on radioactive velociraptors…
Erik: The thing is, starving people aren’t very good against velociraptors.

Adam: There is lots of starving people and not a lot of veliociraptors.
Jon: For now.

Anti-Mike: It doesn’t make sense.
Jon: Especially because you didn’t finish your sentence.

Ashley: And now for the last bit of news…
Lots: Noooo.
Anti-Mike: We need to stretch it out.
Ashley: Don’t worry, there’s going to be lots more bullshit.

Anti-Mike: When I saw Wolverine jumping from an exploding car onto a helicopter, I wrote it off.
Erik: I wrote off Die Hard for that. But you know who can do things like that? Wolverine.
Adam: Bruce Willis.

Alex: George Washington.
Adam: I think we’ve gotten into the wrong category of people. Those are presidents. He’s asking for writers.

Anti-Mike: What color is he wearing?
Alex: He’s wearing more than one color.

Anti-Mike: We’ll go over lots of different scenarios.
Ashley: And then we’ll input all the data into a spreadsheet and run 1000 tests.
Adam: Deadliest Superheroes!

Jon: Q-Q over spilled milk.

Erik: Did anyone else here hear the chorus of girls going yay when he said that he spilled milk into his computer?

Adam: He asked nicely.
Erik: We’re not polite! No report!

Collier: We’re not asking for a report of your week. Tell us about the stupid stuff!

Anti-Mike: I have a key blade.
Ashley: [takes keys] Mine now.
Adam: Oh hey! I have a car now!
Anti-Mike: But which one?
Ashley: It’s a bug. And it’s red. And it has California license plates.
Anti-Mike: Stop helping him~

Fluffy: Oh good, my computer isn’t the only one.
Jon: He didn’t pour milk in his.

Sarah: I need two volunteers for Speech… Don’t get too excited. I just need you guys to take… SURVEYS!

Sarah: He did manage to circle “Male” though, so…

Erik: Wait. Japanese world history class?
Anti-Mike: It’s in the future. SHH!

Sarah: You know what you learn from Mexican history? Sex, drugs, and violence… it’s the red, white and green on their flag.

Anti-Mike: Make a Sci-Fi-esque shirt.
Erik: Make stars that when you connect them they mysteriously spell out Psi Phi.
Adam: Number the stars.
Anti-Mike: Actual members can connect the dots later.

Attendance: 15
Meeting Start: 10:02 Mike’s not in blue and that rhymes

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Abby brought Lauren. She and Erich signed the log book.
Movie: [Item deleted for security reasons?] of the Animal People.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Trivia: Jack has trivia. In Gargoyles: The Animated Series, who made Demona and Macbeth immortal? Forrest answers The Three Sisters.
Party: Forgot to bring total tally and forgot to bring Taia’s cup back. About a third of the way there. Hasn’t counted the change yet either. Needs more money.
Discussion Group: Jon’s death will be brought about by some naked bird. New topic: How we can make Pokemon: The Post-Apocalyptic Game a reality?
Fundraising: Anti-Mike is on the ball somehow. Couple of new things: Arcane Power, a Canon zoom pack, portable notebook computer lock.
No Report: Alex’s report is about mold. Pickle juice is not a natural ingredient to paste. Made a rare, dangerous mold.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: $80 terrabyte harddrives. Bought a couple. Has been healed by major harddrive space. The perfect cure for depression is mini-snickers. May not be able to take class at ICC and then would have to stay another whole year.
Constable: Started playing Pokemon Platinum and has a new theory of Pokemon economics. Poke-Apps are dumb. Perfect use for Pokemon calculator: Call up Pokemon in the grass. Saw the Mythbusters episode that made Psi Phi news: They were trying to make diamonds from coal.
Com Officer: Probably failed the chem test; her own fault. Watched an awesome movie that made her and Adam decide that they will only marry someone they MIGHT drink drugged coffee for.
Grand Nagus: Story time. Has been wasting time doing a whole lot of nothing. Been infected with the DS emulator. Woke up at 6:30pm tonight. Post-Apocalyptic Pokemon was probably his idea. Jon made Jack remember two stories. Jack used to beat catfish in the head with shovels. They would still be flopping around after 5 hours. Jack hates Swords Hall. He’s actually screaming now. Had pretend quickcash for a while and now has negative balance on his quickcash. More yelling. Actual yelling. Flipping over a table.
First Officer: Knows a girl without a filter. The girl accused her of being half an alien. Didn’t realize that was an offensive thing.
Captain: Playing Pokemon as well. Having a really good time in Japanese history class and learned two lessons: 1) The Japanese are human, 2) Make sure you win the war. Yelling at Fluffy: GET OFF HIS [item deleted for security reasons] CD KEY. It’s his. He paid $40 for it.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is still an officer.
New Business: None.

Other Organizations
Anime: Stuff. Adam is betraying Forrest.
MCS: Jack will be remembering the best lamb in town.
Theater: Stuff. Death Trap opens tomorrow.
Other: BPA on Thursday at 8:30pm.
Sunday 3pm, Bradley Concert Band, is playing musics. Band afterwards is playing all five symphonies from the Lord of the Rings.

Meeting End: 10:47 PM 4/22/2009 and Mike is in white.

Quotes
Anti-Mike: Star Wars: The High School Musical.

Anti-Mike: I’m selling a Dreamcast, out of the box, $99.
Forrest: I don’t want to buy your Dreamcast. I could buy a new one! Fuck you~

Forrest: That’s the news and I’m not going to fall out of my chair.

Adam: We gained a real new person.
Ashley: Erich signed the log book too.
Adam: He’s a fantasy new person.

Adam: That’s the reason he didn’t want you to wear polyester in the Bible; you’d kill off all the sasquach.

Anti-Mike: We walked in and he was very surprised.
Jack: You weren’t the people you were supposed to be.

Jack: I have trivia?
Adam: You named a character off of Collier’s shirt.
Jack: Oh! Right! That was dumb.

Jack: In Gargoyles… because I don’t know about anything else!

Forrest: More money in my pants is a good thing.

Anti-Mike: As I am Psi Phi’s Amazon representative, I will answer your question with another question.

Adam: Hey! Mike gets to hang out with me. Hi Mike!

Abby: I need more Pokemon in my life.

Fluffy: Red was better.
Alex: It’s the same game! One just has different Pokemon.
Jon: Both have different Pokemon.
Anti-Mike: No. Just one of those games has different Pokemon. Figure that out!

Forrest: They’re not pancakes. They’re little things you stick in peoples mouths and they’re made of berries!

Jon: You evolve the Pokemon bigger so you can harvest them for food.

Jack: I’m going to save the rest of this for discussion, because Uncle Jack is out of stories.

Jack: If I came up to you and told you that I lost $20, and could I have some. And you asked why. And I said, The money needs to come from somewhere. And I would be fine with you punching me. Very hard.

Lauren: How did you feel being called an alien?
Sarah: I was pretty fine with it. Aliens are pretty cool.
Anti-Mike: Nice cover for the alien.
Sarah: If I actually was an alien, I could probably kill you and that would be all right!

Adam: Your turn.
Sarah: I know. I’m taking a moment of silence… after that.

Forrest: You bastard. How dare you make him feel relevant.
Adam: I include people. Yay.

Alex: Look, I can do it backwards.
Jon: I think that’s upside-down.

A-Mike: It’ll be interactive since I can throw things at you when you’re stupid.