Archive for the 'Minutes' Category

Attendance: 23

Meeting Start: 10:00 and 11 premature ejaculations

Meeting End: 10:39 and the most awkward sign off I’ve ever done

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Jeremy is here, so he can sign the log book!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: ZEBRA MAN (Batman suit with stripes and horse ears)
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- The odds of a scalding hot alien landing on your head is 10 times higher in Japan than in any other country
- Soccer is a form of martial arts
- Superhero costumes need spandex like the desert needs rain.

Trivia: Troy: What was the shitty Jurassic Park game where your arm is broken? Answer: No on knows. Troy still has it.

Fundraising: Forgot.

Party: Semester party’s gonna happen. Bring money cause Forrest is gone now.

Discussion Group: Undetermined.

No Report: Bill: Got Robocop 2 on Blu Ray. Made up for the fact that he doesn’t have Robocop 3 on Blu Ray.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Didn’t go swing dancing because he didn’t have a costume.

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Just teaching lately, preparing to hunt for a job. Discovered that William Goldman lied about everything in the Princess Bride 30 Anniversary. Very upset.

Grand Nagus: Not here.

First Officer: Brandi visited on Saturday, and they went to Zombiefest.

Captain: Went to the funeral for his step-grandmother, did Biology… mostly cried. Took a horrible bio test on which he mixed up two things that are completely opposite and combined them in one short, poorly-written paragraph. Did laundry. Roommate sleeps, skips class, as doesn’t shower.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Zombiefest was awesome. :)

Other Organizations

MCS, Nerf…

Quotes

Phil: I call this meeting to order, I hope not too prematurely…
Bill: HA. You would know about that. Cause you ejaculate prematurely.

Forrest: WOO think of the porn!
Jon: I’m sure they already are.

-Awkward silence following a Bill-statement-

Phil: This is a walking example.

Phil: So it smells like body odor… and Febreze.
Adam: Like rotting cat and formaldehyde.

Phil: Seems silly to do it with three people.
Adam: That’s what she said.

Attendance: 20

Meeting Start: 10ish

Meeting End: 10:44

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: blah

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Tears of the Black Tiger
Probably the best cowboy shoot ‘em up movie ever made in Thailand
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- The M72 LAS anti-tank launcher was the most popular weapon in the old west.

Trivia: Rachel: Give me two throwback references from the new Star Trek movie. Erik got it.

Fundraising: We have two things that were bought in September: Ghosts of Manhattan and some V thing. Both lost. So, no winner for September.
Semester total is $25. 86! Keep buying stuff for October.

Party:

Tshirt Committee: Tshirts are here and being handed out! Come to next week’s meeting if you ordered one and still need to pick it up!

Discussion Group: blah.

No Report: Talked about bombing Tokyo in class and her teacher made a Star Wars reference.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Danced, gave himself a haircut. Had a sweet week- lots of class canceled. Should have been more productive than he was.

Constable: Has toto poop badly. Watched Beetlejuice and drank a lot on Thursday, had Super Saturday.

Com Officer: Nothing but homework recently.. But this week will be more interesting- going to a conference and chaperoning a middle school Halloween dance on Friday.

Grand Nagus: Not here.

First Officer: Dropped off a friend in Tinley Park. Spent lots of time doing engineering stuff. excited that she found her purple shoelaces for purple shirt day. Put lots of purple duct tape on people.

Captain: Has a lot of awful things to say. Only purple shirt he has is his brother’s with rainbows and unicorns on it (should have worn it!!). Killed a deer with his brother in his car and it busted up the side of the car. He’s been picking glass out of his arm all day. Gutted the deer in his driveway, his neighbor showed him how. Has a deer heart in his fridge.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Motion to vote to declare war on James Cameron. Motion seconded. Vote results: unanimous.
Motion to declare war on Ghost Hunters. Motion seconded. Vote results: passed.

Let the record show that Psi-Phi has declared war on James Cameron and Ghost Hunters.

Other Organizations

Nerf, MCS.. etc.
November 19 is Jek Porkins Day. Raise a glass to him!
Parent’s Weekend Concert and Dingeldine this weekend.

Quotes

Erik: AShley wants to move that we vote to declare war on James Cameron.
Phil: I’m a reverend, I just have to learn Arabic.
Erik: Let’s just declare war on him as Psi-Phi for now, we can get the churches involved later.
Phil: Ok, let it be known that Psi-Phi declares war on James Cameron.

Fluffy: Let it be known that Phil sucks.

*group OHHHMMMMMMMM*

Bill: Be here, be a faggot.
Phil: So, be here and be a faggot?
Bill: Yes. I do not discriminate against homosexuals. And I like saying the word faggot.

Phil: I can give the Hinmen their shirt.

Erik: Does anybody know when The Force Unleashed is coming out?
Fluffy: Yesterday, if you have a time machine

Erik: Let the record show that Jon just got a double-kill.

Fluffy: The only purple shirt I own is probably blue.

Elly: Phil, you really need to work on that interrupting problem.
Phil: I dunno, I think I’ve got it down pretty well.

Phil: Fuckin shit tits.
Erik: Let the record show fuckin shit tits.

Erik: Are you going to eat it and gain its swiftness?
Phil: No, my brother already claimed it. He’s taking it to some class.
Erik: Are you going to eat it and gain its swiftness?
Phil: No. My brother will kill me.
Erik: Who cares? Sneak home, eat it, and run away with your gained swiftness.
Adam: Or, just take a bite out of it.
Phil: Confuse the fuck out of him.

Erik: Why don’t you eat its brain and gain its… craftiness. Why don’t you eat its guts and gain its…

Phil: The balls get in the way (talking about skinning a deer)
Elly: That’s what she said.

Phil: Anyone who wears their Psi-Phi shirt gets a free blow-job.

Attendance: 22

Meeting Start: 10:01 and I don’t want to shotgun any grape drink

Meeting End: 10:39

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Lots of people today!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: The Asphyx
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- The Grim Reaper is a variety of moth.
- Guinea pigs cause insomnia.
- The only downsides to electrocution are that you wet yourself and smell like burnt hair for three days.

Trivia: …Forrest. Bill took it: Who rules the wasteland? Answer: the humungous. No one got it.

Fundraising: blah.

Party: Room is still reserved…

Tshirt Committee: Tshirts have been ordered!

Discussion Group:

No Report: Sasha: Her floor had a tea party. Her RA is now obsessed with WOW.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Went dancing, played a lot of CIV 5.

Constable: Finished Avatar. Got the new Guitar Hero, it’s very good. Beat the game, but the game told him that he didn’t beat it well enough and had to try again. He was sad. But the guitar charges up and fires a laser at a robot. The new Left 4 Dead came out this weekend.

Com Officer: Novice teaching is still going well

Grand Nagus: Took a shitty test today. Has a German test tomorrow.

First Officer: Been stuck in her room doing work and playing the Legend of Zelda. Her CIV teacher made a Star Trek reference.

Captain: Has to come back from fall break early because he’s a Bradley Star and has to give tours at 9:20am on Monday. Has not swept his room yet. Somehow this is newsworthy.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

None?

Other Organizations

Go to Nerf Commandos.
Adam will be at MCS!
SBAM team over fall break. Contact Joel for more info.

Quotes

Phil: We’re a charismatic bunch. We just attract the same people every week. Like a well-worn prostitute.

Phil: If you’re going to evangelize Psi Phi just do it in a good way.
Erik: So don’t tell them we talk about dicks a lot.
Phil: We do talk about dicks a lot.

Phil: Katy Perry, raided by monkeys.
Bill: They heard her songs. Oh, no wait, they were the ones writing them.

Jon: I have something else related.
Erik: Is it about alcohol?
Phil: Or dicks?
Elly: Your two favorite topics.
Erik: Penises and liquor.

Erik: (after bopping Phil several times) Now I’m right.

Emily sent a messenger to ask if we wanted to play flag football. The sarcasm was so thick that Phil cut through it.
Erik: It sure is nice to scorn the needy.
Jon: We do that a lot in Psi Phi.
Adam: We help the economy. It’s trickle-down.
Joel: (borrowed bopper and hit Adam) That’s what you get for invoking Reagan, bitch.