Archive for the 'Minutes' Category

Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10 and 11 elephants

Meeting End: 10:50

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Get more people.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Class of Nuke ‘Em High”
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- Never punch a nuclear mutant
- Murphy’s Law applies to urine samples

Trivia: Erik’s not here. So Phil filed in- Where does Mondo go? Answer: Anywhere he wants. Fluffy got it.

Fundraising: We got $14.18 in March! Voting for weirdest item for March: Winner: Jon w/ kitchenaid mixer decals

Party: blah.

Discussion Group: blah.

No Report:

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Giving presentation on Friday on psychopathy. Has been doing research on human sexuality, learned many fun facts. Such as: lesbians have a different inner ear, can’t hear soft sounds. Men are 33% more likely to be gay if they have an older brother. Homosexuals are 50% more likely to be ambidextrous or left-handed. Gay men are more likely to have a CCW hair swirl.

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Has been doing lots of homework and running.

Grand Nagus: Not here, with the exception of a short visit.

First Officer: Has red hair now, and has been playing a game as a huge Russian man with a white kitten.

Captain: Smoked a hooka for the first time yesterday.

Old Business

Zombie and Alien fest is on the way.

New Business

Party committee is reinstated.

Other Organizations

Fri at 3:30 – pop rock performance in the lab theatre.
Relay for life internet link, Psi Chi needs $400 more
Details to come sonly for Trevor Project fundraiser at Culver’s

Quotes

Attendance: 16 and a gnome

Meeting Start: 10 and elevendy eye-lazers

Meeting End:

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Slugs”
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- There are drunk blondes I find unattractive
- Slugs are stronger than your average sewer worker
- There’s a major artery in the human foot

Trivia: Forrest: In Star Wars, what does the appreciation ATAT stand for?Answer: All-Terrain (something) Transporter. Erik got it.

Fundraising:

Party: blah.

Discussion Group: Steam Punk

No Report: Sarah: while she was giving a campaign at a frat house, a dog walked up and started sniffing her ass. In front of a room full of frat boys.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: In addiction class, they were talking about Viagra and one lady said when her kid saw a commercial on TV with a baseball player on it, he decided that Viagra makes you a better baseball player. Now he runs around talking about how he can’t wait until he grows up and start taking Viagra. Gets to start injecting rats with cocaine next week.

Constable: Three things. Yesterday, he was having a good day and so was his friend who is also spiteful, so they needed to balance it out. So they told their professor they had rabies and drank for 11 hours. Boonesfarm sangria is like drinking a lava lamp DON’T DO IT. Decided to read every penny arcade. Beat Darksiders today. Decided that if they had a Compton voice guy it would be better.

Com Officer: Won Bulls tickets because she has a mean right hook. But couldn’t go because school sucks. Played Pokemon for most of break.

Grand Nagus: Running unopposed for student senate secretary. Went to an interview in Chicago for an internship, and got the call today that she got it!!

First Officer: Highlights of break include dress shopping with Taia (this confused Adam pretty badly), and going to St. Louis to see the Aquabats with Bill, but the stage was so short that people kept pushing them on stage and she had to be saved by M.C. Bat Commander.

Captain: On a sad note, I had to trim my sideburns down to one inch to work in the ER, and they looked awful so he shaved them off. Did EKG’s on lots of people, and they are expensive but most of the people getting them were using the government’s money. Played Pokemon. Making a kilt.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. Killer rabbit movies.

New Business

We need to make a nickname for Sarah.

Other Organizations

Quotes

Erik: He was Ian McKellan, he could play a lump of shit and I’d love him.

Adam: More cowbell!

Erik: When I get hungry I take a bite of my gameboy and it stops working.

Phil: I’m going to rape your mouth. You’re going to gag on it.
Jon: I don’t need a toothpick right now.
*discussion of toothpicks*
Fluffy: It’s also tapered at both ends.

Erik: (something about a homerun.)
Phil: Then you will WILL go all the way!
Jon: Phil will just bunt. It’s ok Fluffy, you’ll be a sacrifice fly.

Phil: I have a level 82 Charizard.
Jon: Are you hitting on her?

Erik: My mom just texted me to tell me that there is bacon-flavored vodka.

Xeen: As an aside… If you list your friends as a job reference, make sure they know your real name.

Erik: One of my friends from Chicago is like 6’5″ and benches 385 on a bad day, so once he just threw a mugger in a dumpster and pranced away.

Phil: That hurts me.
Erik: That’s what she said!
Jon: Really Erik? I heard she barely felt it.

Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10:05 and Fluffy’s an asshole.

Meeting End: 3 til 10:50 and Fluffy’s still an asshole.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: meh.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine”
Things I Learned from This Move:
- Roasting young girls at the stake improves church attendance.
- Sometimes slapping the crap out of a nun is okay
- Women dying of thirst tend to wander around naked and often revert to lesbianism

Trivia: Bill.. yet again: What is the name of the island King Kong is from?
Answer: Skull Island. Rachel got it!

Fundraising: We have raised $10.32 for the month of February. We could vote, but only Forrest and Adam have bought anything, and Forrest’s are definitely more interesting, so Forrest wins.

Party: none.

Discussion Group: Dr. Seuss rhymes that are inappropriate for Dr. Seuss.

No Report: Jon brought lots of weird stuff from Ohio. Like chocolate covered crickets, unpasturized cheese, and various kinds of jerky.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Among the shittiest of weeks. Rejected from three of five grad school programs, can’t watch movies anymore at work while she sews an her dad was a jerk. And now this conversation led to talking about old people being raped.

Constable: Beat Mass Effect 2 this week. Learned that it is officially his job to comfort insecure bi-curious women. Not as fun as it sounds. Also got Darksiders, but it was for the wrong platform. Hoping they’ll exchange it.

Com Officer: Took a weekend class, wiped her out. Helped a girl who ended up stealing her idea for her own project.

Grand Nagus: Wasn’t here for a report, but she did make and appearance to take people’s money and eat a chocolate covered mealworm.

First Officer: 21st birthday was last week, so it was a fun weekend. But on Monday her apt had no hot water. Cambridge was sucking it up and didn’t do anything about it for two days. And when they did, they flooded the apt. So she has hot water now, but she also has soggy carpet.

Captain: Saw Shutter Island. Was good. Knitting a wool fisherman’s hat. Had a really good idea for tonight but he forgot.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

none?

Other Organizations

Beacon is this weekend. Mtg rm. 6.

Quotes

Phil: Fluffy, how old are you going to be?
Fluffy: [middle finger]
Phil: How old are you going to be in cat years? My cat was 21, and you know what? We had to put her down. And I blame you for that.

Phil: The nipple twisting. That’s all I remember.

Sarah: I’m just gonna come in, eat a cricket, and leave.
Phil: Sounds like Mexico.

Dan: In 52 Million years we will have an extra leap year due to the earthquake in Chile.
Jon: This is something time travelers will have to take into account, not us.

Rachel: A big burly guy came in to fix the water heater, but he said he needed the right part and would be right back. But somewhere between leaving my apartment and coming back, he turned into a short black guy.
Bill: Well apparently he was the right part.
Jon: I thought we weren’t allowed to sell those anymore.