Minutes for April 29, 2009

Published on August 26, 2009 in Minutes. 1 Comment

Attendance: 15
Meeting Start: 10:01 and not a Jack

~~News~~

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Abby brought Lauren and Elly.
Movie: The bad movie is Redneck Zombies. Wolverine is coming out this week. Star Trek is coming out next week.
Office Resource: Office is still there. The microwave works.
Trivia: Forrest has trivia. Erich now has trivia. Which famous writer wrote the original screenplay for Trouble with Tribbles? Forrest has trivia? David Gerald.
Party: About $40. Donate please.
Discussion Group: Kinda happened. Talked about Post-Apocalyptic Pokemon. Poke-Porn? Topic for this week: Batman vs. Superman, the classic.
Fundraising: We’ve made about $7 this month. Please buy more stuff. Remember, the new rule is that you can find a weird item and donate half the amount to Psi Phi to enter in the contest as well. Sarah wants to buy a sonic screwdriver.
No Report: Fluffy almost died in D&D, but instead he let Hamz die. Saw Death Trap. Went 1-8 as Abbadon. He sucks. He killed his computer by spilling milk into the touchpad.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Computer exploded during a problem with file transfers. Computer would not boot. His harddrives sounded like a jet engine.
Constable: Never have Rook as your ally in Demigods–you will cry and he will eat your towers and leave you to die. Rook will make you so emo, you’ll write poetry. Pirates have the best ending to Deadliest Warriors EVER. The guy from 300 is the narrator–hearing him talk about Spartans again was fun.
Com Officer: It’s my birthday! Yay! I got drunk and when drunk, I don’t shut up. Ever. 6 hours straight of talking. And insistence. I wanted dancing and pie and cheesecake and Animaniacs. Argued with people at the movie about how psychopaths OBVIOUSLY don’t exist and Stockholms Syndrome OBVIOUSLY doesn’t exist. And how crimes can’t be solved without witnesses. Because evidence OBVIOUSLY doesn’t exist.
Grand Nagus: Proxy report: Ultima Online is releasing an expansion where you can choose a new player race: Gargoyle.
First Officer: Sarah just conned people into taking surveys. Girls can’t decide one number; ex. 1-3. Guys choose one number. Learning about college students makes her depressed. She is happy not to be 18 and not dating a 20-year-old with a child. Can not handle that level of drama in my life.
Captain: He thinks he did some homework… in between Demigod games. Have a really good time sitting around the apartment and watching MASH. Third thing he learned from the Japan class: Apologize early and apologize often.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is still an officer.
New Business: Need a 8×11 poster for Psi Phi for the binder-replacement flashdrive. Send Mike posters. They should be JPG. If you can’t convert it, send to Mike anyway and he’ll convert it for you.

NOMINATIONS
Chief: Anti-Mike. Ashley. Alex.
Com Officer: Ashley. Sarah. Jon.
Constable: Erik. Alex. Fluffy. Anti-Mike. Erich.
Nagus: Collier. Jack. Fluffy. Sarah.
First Officer: Elected at the second meeting of the new school year.
Captain: Adam. Alex. Fluffy. Anti-Mike.

Next Tuesday: 7:30pm. Hanging out in Harper/Wycoff. Meeting starts at Midnight.

Other Organizations
Anime:
MCS:
Order of Xeen:
Theater:
Other: BPA is selling homemade t-shirts on move-in day.
Nerf Commandos tournament on midnight on Tuesday next week for Late Nite BU.

Meeting End: 11:01 PM 4/29/2009

Quotes
Anti-Mike: I want to join a sexually-oriented team.
Adam: You wish.
OR
Jon: You can be the pony.

Anti-Mike: Filming in Atlantis is cheap.

Erik: And in the end, you become the little girl to protect the big daddies.
Anti-Mike: And this is the part of your fantasy that I don’t want to explore further…

Adam: It’s okay, Mike is just letting out all the mans…
Anti-Mike: I’ll tell you all about the manitees.
Adam: Can we talk about dewgongs?

Anti-Mike: It’ll be the starving people on radioactive velociraptors…
Erik: The thing is, starving people aren’t very good against velociraptors.

Adam: There is lots of starving people and not a lot of veliociraptors.
Jon: For now.

Anti-Mike: It doesn’t make sense.
Jon: Especially because you didn’t finish your sentence.

Ashley: And now for the last bit of news…
Lots: Noooo.
Anti-Mike: We need to stretch it out.
Ashley: Don’t worry, there’s going to be lots more bullshit.

Anti-Mike: When I saw Wolverine jumping from an exploding car onto a helicopter, I wrote it off.
Erik: I wrote off Die Hard for that. But you know who can do things like that? Wolverine.
Adam: Bruce Willis.

Alex: George Washington.
Adam: I think we’ve gotten into the wrong category of people. Those are presidents. He’s asking for writers.

Anti-Mike: What color is he wearing?
Alex: He’s wearing more than one color.

Anti-Mike: We’ll go over lots of different scenarios.
Ashley: And then we’ll input all the data into a spreadsheet and run 1000 tests.
Adam: Deadliest Superheroes!

Jon: Q-Q over spilled milk.

Erik: Did anyone else here hear the chorus of girls going yay when he said that he spilled milk into his computer?

Adam: He asked nicely.
Erik: We’re not polite! No report!

Collier: We’re not asking for a report of your week. Tell us about the stupid stuff!

Anti-Mike: I have a key blade.
Ashley: [takes keys] Mine now.
Adam: Oh hey! I have a car now!
Anti-Mike: But which one?
Ashley: It’s a bug. And it’s red. And it has California license plates.
Anti-Mike: Stop helping him~

Fluffy: Oh good, my computer isn’t the only one.
Jon: He didn’t pour milk in his.

Sarah: I need two volunteers for Speech… Don’t get too excited. I just need you guys to take… SURVEYS!

Sarah: He did manage to circle “Male” though, so…

Erik: Wait. Japanese world history class?
Anti-Mike: It’s in the future. SHH!

Sarah: You know what you learn from Mexican history? Sex, drugs, and violence… it’s the red, white and green on their flag.

Anti-Mike: Make a Sci-Fi-esque shirt.
Erik: Make stars that when you connect them they mysteriously spell out Psi Phi.
Adam: Number the stars.
Anti-Mike: Actual members can connect the dots later.

Minutes for August 7, 2009

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Attendance: 18 (and 37 thetans)

Meeting Start: 10:00 and 15 pieces of shrapnel later

Meeting End: 10:25 and I’m gonna go eat

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Ashley brought her imaginary friend. Elly is also here. Erik brought John and Chris?

Office Resource: The office is still there. Bought Twilight Emperium, Tsuro, and Apples to Apples. Apples to Apples is gone for the night.

Movie: Zombieland was absolutely amazing. Bad movie is Attack of the Mushroom People.

Trivia: Fluffy has trivia. Which Mel Brooks movie was Patrick Stewart in? Fluffy still has trivia. Maybe. We have no idea what’s going on.

Fundraising: AWOL.

Party: Are we not having the reunion?

Discussion Group: Will be going to Steak and Shake.

No Report: Erik found a necklace that’s a bottle cap with a smiley face.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: AWOL.

Constable: AWOL.

Com Officer: Took a scientologist stress test. Figured out how to manipulate the test. Also living with psychology club in a shack.

Grand Nagus: Planning on stealing the money because there’s so little.

First Officer: Went to Panera Beard and got sourdough.

Captain: Doesn’t care.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.
Rocky Horror ticket sign-ups are still on the door.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

None.

Quotes

Jon: You just put 4chan in my news! GTFO.

Phil: I mean… these people stalk. There’s nothing wrong with it.

Erik: Do you remember what happened the last time the British tried to repress the Irish? William Wallace, bitch!
Chris: You still lost.

Phil: Why are you not wearing shoes?
Chris: Why are you wearing glasses?

Chris: What happened to the guy that sits there? Did he graduate?
Adam: No, he’s just a loser.
Jon: I even owe him money and he didn’t even show up.

News for April 22, 2009

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The Guardian newspaper has reported that author J. G. Ballard has passed away after a long battle with prostate cancer. His agent, Margaret Hanbury, announced that Ballard died on the weekend. He was 78.
Chris Pine wrote to his Star Trek predecessor William Shatner to make peace after hearing about bad blood among the studio bosses and the original Kirk. “I wrote William Shatner a letter and explained who I was because I heard there was bad blood between him and the studio. I said, ‘I’m just an actor who happened to get a role that happened to be James T. Kirk, and I’m not trying to usurp your status or anything’. He replied, ‘Thank you very much for the letter. I wish you the best of luck.’ I have it on my fridge.”
It has also been revealed that JJ Abrams first choice before Chris Pine was Matt Damon.
A Dune “reboot” may be in the works thanks to Hancock director Peter Berg and Fighting producer Kevin Misher. The work is still in the writing stage but already the team is scoping actors and locations.
Pushing Daisies has gotten a 12 issue order from DC Comics. The canceled Emmy-Nominated TV show about a pie maker with the power of limited resurrection, will itself see new life this fall. There is also some speculation about a Comic-Con giveaway as a preview comic was a giveaway in 2007 before the show debuted.
Zac Efron is looking to bring Luke Skywalker to the small screen after toying around with Star Wars props at George Lucas’ California mansion. The High School Musical star filmed scenes for his new movie 17 Again at Lucas’ museum-like home, Skywalker Ranch, and now he’s begging for a leading role in his Star Wars TV series.
Veteran actor Graham Greene has joined the cast of the Twilight sequel, New Moon. The Canadian performer appears as Harry Clearwater, an old friend of Bella’s father and a Quileute tribal leader. Greene appeared in the films: Dances with Wolves, The Green Mile, Die Hard With a Vengeance, and the TV show, Northern Exposure.
The Warner Bros.-based horror label Dark Castle has picked up rights to Devil’s Due graphic novel The Nye Incidents, from sci-fi and horror novelist Whitley Strieber. Todd Lincoln will direct. Inspired by true events, the comic book revolves around a medical examiner on the hunt of a killer of alien abductees.
Hostel director Eli Roth has discussed two of his upcoming projects. The first was an unnamed project that he didn’t give too many details on but said it will be a huge sci fi piece in the theme of Cloverfield and Transformers, lots of action, lots of explosions. He also discussed his “Thanksgiving” project, first seen originally as a fake trailer in 2007′s Grindhouse (1, 2). Roth boldly claimed: “I want to make the highest body count slasher film I can.”
Constantine 2 is still in the makes. Producer Lauren Shuler Donner commented on the potential for a Constantine sequel, remarking “Looks very good. Thinking about it. Looking for a writer.”
“Syfy” and Will Smith are going to make supernatural crime-procedural magic together. Their first collaboration is a TV movie called Unfinished Business, and focuses in on a cop who can see the memories of the deceased. It will air as a two-hour movie, and it could lead to an ongoing series.
Online game publisher NCsoft has been Steamed, with all of its online titles available today for purchase and play via Valve’s Steam service. All current NCsoft titles should be available via the Steam service today, from the recently released City of Heroes Architect Edition to the Guild Wars series. This also covers upcoming NCsoft games, including the eagerly anticipated Aion: The Tower of Eternity.
Online store ThinkGeek is selling new Dreamcasts in the box for $99.
Bethesda has announced that a new Fallout title, Fallout: New Vegas (note the lack of a number, we’ll get to that later), will be released next year for PC, PS3, and Xbox 360. Bethesda is not developing the title. Instead, Obsidian Entertainment, the studio behind Knights of the Old Republic 2 and Neverwinter Nights 2 (and its expansions), will be working on New Vegas.
4 edition D&D’s Arcane Power just came out.

Minutes for April 22, 2009

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Attendance: 15
Meeting Start: 10:02 Mike’s not in blue and that rhymes

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Abby brought Lauren. She and Erich signed the log book.
Movie: [Item deleted for security reasons?] of the Animal People.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Trivia: Jack has trivia. In Gargoyles: The Animated Series, who made Demona and Macbeth immortal? Forrest answers The Three Sisters.
Party: Forgot to bring total tally and forgot to bring Taia’s cup back. About a third of the way there. Hasn’t counted the change yet either. Needs more money.
Discussion Group: Jon’s death will be brought about by some naked bird. New topic: How we can make Pokemon: The Post-Apocalyptic Game a reality?
Fundraising: Anti-Mike is on the ball somehow. Couple of new things: Arcane Power, a Canon zoom pack, portable notebook computer lock.
No Report: Alex’s report is about mold. Pickle juice is not a natural ingredient to paste. Made a rare, dangerous mold.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: $80 terrabyte harddrives. Bought a couple. Has been healed by major harddrive space. The perfect cure for depression is mini-snickers. May not be able to take class at ICC and then would have to stay another whole year.
Constable: Started playing Pokemon Platinum and has a new theory of Pokemon economics. Poke-Apps are dumb. Perfect use for Pokemon calculator: Call up Pokemon in the grass. Saw the Mythbusters episode that made Psi Phi news: They were trying to make diamonds from coal.
Com Officer: Probably failed the chem test; her own fault. Watched an awesome movie that made her and Adam decide that they will only marry someone they MIGHT drink drugged coffee for.
Grand Nagus: Story time. Has been wasting time doing a whole lot of nothing. Been infected with the DS emulator. Woke up at 6:30pm tonight. Post-Apocalyptic Pokemon was probably his idea. Jon made Jack remember two stories. Jack used to beat catfish in the head with shovels. They would still be flopping around after 5 hours. Jack hates Swords Hall. He’s actually screaming now. Had pretend quickcash for a while and now has negative balance on his quickcash. More yelling. Actual yelling. Flipping over a table.
First Officer: Knows a girl without a filter. The girl accused her of being half an alien. Didn’t realize that was an offensive thing.
Captain: Playing Pokemon as well. Having a really good time in Japanese history class and learned two lessons: 1) The Japanese are human, 2) Make sure you win the war. Yelling at Fluffy: GET OFF HIS [item deleted for security reasons] CD KEY. It’s his. He paid $40 for it.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is still an officer.
New Business: None.

Other Organizations
Anime: Stuff. Adam is betraying Forrest.
MCS: Jack will be remembering the best lamb in town.
Theater: Stuff. Death Trap opens tomorrow.
Other: BPA on Thursday at 8:30pm.
Sunday 3pm, Bradley Concert Band, is playing musics. Band afterwards is playing all five symphonies from the Lord of the Rings.

Meeting End: 10:47 PM 4/22/2009 and Mike is in white.

Quotes
Anti-Mike: Star Wars: The High School Musical.

Anti-Mike: I’m selling a Dreamcast, out of the box, $99.
Forrest: I don’t want to buy your Dreamcast. I could buy a new one! Fuck you~

Forrest: That’s the news and I’m not going to fall out of my chair.

Adam: We gained a real new person.
Ashley: Erich signed the log book too.
Adam: He’s a fantasy new person.

Adam: That’s the reason he didn’t want you to wear polyester in the Bible; you’d kill off all the sasquach.

Anti-Mike: We walked in and he was very surprised.
Jack: You weren’t the people you were supposed to be.

Jack: I have trivia?
Adam: You named a character off of Collier’s shirt.
Jack: Oh! Right! That was dumb.

Jack: In Gargoyles… because I don’t know about anything else!

Forrest: More money in my pants is a good thing.

Anti-Mike: As I am Psi Phi’s Amazon representative, I will answer your question with another question.

Adam: Hey! Mike gets to hang out with me. Hi Mike!

Abby: I need more Pokemon in my life.

Fluffy: Red was better.
Alex: It’s the same game! One just has different Pokemon.
Jon: Both have different Pokemon.
Anti-Mike: No. Just one of those games has different Pokemon. Figure that out!

Forrest: They’re not pancakes. They’re little things you stick in peoples mouths and they’re made of berries!

Jon: You evolve the Pokemon bigger so you can harvest them for food.

Jack: I’m going to save the rest of this for discussion, because Uncle Jack is out of stories.

Jack: If I came up to you and told you that I lost $20, and could I have some. And you asked why. And I said, The money needs to come from somewhere. And I would be fine with you punching me. Very hard.

Lauren: How did you feel being called an alien?
Sarah: I was pretty fine with it. Aliens are pretty cool.
Anti-Mike: Nice cover for the alien.
Sarah: If I actually was an alien, I could probably kill you and that would be all right!

Adam: Your turn.
Sarah: I know. I’m taking a moment of silence… after that.

Forrest: You bastard. How dare you make him feel relevant.
Adam: I include people. Yay.

Alex: Look, I can do it backwards.
Jon: I think that’s upside-down.

A-Mike: It’ll be interactive since I can throw things at you when you’re stupid.

Minutes for April 15, 2009

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Attendance: 14
Meeting Start: 10:03 and not only can I tell the time, but I can tell you the seconds: 35

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Bring new people. Dan is back.
Movie: Because the internet is dead at his apartment, there is no bad movie. Went to go see Dragonball. It was dumb, but enjoyable. Nova has an amazing soda selection.
Office Resource: Office is still there. There are new chairs in there, thanks to Fluffy and Collier. Found the box of pencils he bought two months ago; left in office for gaming needs.
Trivia: Jon: Name one character on Collier’s shirt? Jack: SPIDERMAN! A-Mike: And without even looking.
Party: Initiated contact with Dave about reunion next year. Will be working on that. Has $14 so far. Has since doubled his money; now a third of what we need. Party will be in the same place, unless someone gives him a new idea.
Discussion Group: Didn’t happen. Topic tonight: How do you kill Jon while he’s awake?
Fundraising: New rules: You can find a weird item and pay half value to the club to enter it into the competition.
No Report: Alex no longer has his left big toenail. Discussed how many engines we should put on a rocket full of thermite: 5 is the appropriate number? He is going to be making model rockets?

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Is getting viruses. Getting a feather branded. Jack is offering to brand him. Hates Action Script 3.
Constable: Up and down week. Set curve on Ed’s test. Had wall attacked with hammers (Fofo: We’re under siege!).
Com Officer: Made brain cupcakes. Is also convinced that teacher put pot into the charcoal during the chaotic BBQ.
Grand Nagus: Has a $7 cigar he needs to smoke.
First Officer: Has something to report. Got the internship. Going out to DC and may or may not get paid. Put Psi Phi on her resume, and attributes that to getting the internship.
Captain: Week has been busy. Has lost both of his big toenails three times. No ingrown toenails anymore. Has been playing Diablo 2, thanks to his brother’s influence. As an Amazon, does no damage with spear; all damage comes from the lightning bolts that shoot from it.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is an officer.
New Business: Start thinking about the freshman binder?

Other Organizations
Anime: Two blank slots for anime. (Jon: Can we watched the banned episodes of Pokemon?)
MCS: Friday at 5.
Theater: Rock Star project this Friday, 3:30pm in the upstairs of Hartman. Donations wanted. Death Trap starts next Thursday.
Other: BPA at 8 or 10pm.

Meeting End: 10:48 PM 4/15/2009

Quotes
A-Mike: Do they get launched into the sun? Or sent to another planet where they get resurrected…?
Jon: You have to pay extra for that.

Forrest: It’s in all caps. I figured it needed to be in a robot voice.

Forrest: No amount of flapping makes it work.

Forrest: There’s a lot of hair in there… a significant amount. If anyone wants to give me non-hair money, that’s okay too.
Jack: Taia’s secretly a cat!!!

Ashley: You looked something up?
A-Mike: …yeah.
Ashley: Holy shit, you’re on the ball.
Jack: He likes the ball.

Forrest: By the way, does anyone know what a grindstone is in sexual terminology?

Jack: I waved at him. That makes him real.

Jack: I don’t know if you could kill Jon with a chalkboard.

Dan: You have found something I’m not willing to do.
Jack: Hey Dan, sex with a panda?
Dan: …is she cute?
Jack: I’m going to say yes, but any way you tried to have sex with a panda, it would probably kill you.
Dan: On the other hand, I could be like one of five people to have sex with a panda. But I don’t know what China’s like.

Adam: You should stop going to porn sites.
Jon: His real problem is that he’s watching viral videos.
Jack: No. He went to the deepest core of the internet and sucked on it.
Jon: Don’t lick the internet.

A-Mike: I watched it this week!
Ashley: And that’s the most exciting part of your day. Can we move on?

Adam: Grenades?
Sarah: In a way, maybe…

Club: [applause]
Sarah: I wish I could be that excited.

Jon: You just have to tell them that Psi Phi is an official ambassador to Djibouti.