Monthly Archive for February, 2010

Minutes for 24 February 2010

Published on February 24, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10 and sevens.

Meeting End: 10:49 and far far too late.


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Forrest motions to ban this since she’s here more often than most people. Erik seconds. Motion passed.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Orca”
Things I Learned From This Movie
- Killer whales are are the marine equivalent of Irish constables.
- Aquatic mammals are filled with helium. This also explains why their voices are so high.

Trivia: Bill again: In the RoboCop series, OCP is an acronym for what?
Answer: Omni Consumer Products. No one got it again. Bill still has trivia.

Fundraising: Forrest has been basically funding this club. If we get two more things this month, our kickback goes up to 6%.

Party: none

Discussion Group: I think this got skipped because of everyone going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

No Report: In Heavy Rain, the character has gone through Saw-equivalent tasks.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Had a bad day, not sure why. Thought she had a migraine but that didn’t work. Worked on the website– added a club info section including officer information, Constitution and bylaws, and some other ideas.

Constable: He’s actually here! Scintillating at the moment. Earlier he decided it was a good thing that he found himself stone drunk sitting in his room dressed as a pirate. Found a new rum called the Crakin, it is black as the night and 94 proof. But he felt like he was cheating on the Captain, so he tried mixing them. It didn’t work. Should have foreseen that a pirate and a sea monster would not get along well. Going to get belligerently drunk this weekend and have Jedi fights. Having a fantastic time. Bappable offense of the week is

Com Officer: Crazy week. Had a good birthday, with an awkward moment when her dad told her that her grandma took her camera home instead of her purse, which still had dirty pictures on it. Bad part of the week, Phil’s grandma passed away on Monday.

Grand Nagus: Hasn’t done anything remotely interesting this week. Wants to prolong the semester. Running for student senate secretary!

First Officer: It was long, at the very least [Phil: That's what she said]. Lots of rehearsals, flute lesson this morning, and she had to play Bach on the spot with an accompanist.

Captain: Busywork this week. Seems to be what freshmen do. Doesn’t really have a report.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Anybody want to see The Crazies on Friday?

Other Organizations

Quotes

Forrest: AHEM. *slams door*

Phil: Hookers in a spitoon.
Ashley: AKA Adam’s girlfriend.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Phil: Are you into getting choked?
Adam: No.

Fluffy: The bappable offense could be having mutton chops

Elly: I’m going to start using the hammer.
Phil: Use the claw. Just go for my shins, I’ll shut up faster.
Elly: I doubt it. I really do.

Phil: Once you’re finished with the Bach it’ll go back into the flute and you have to start over.
Rachel: No, it’s like words. Once it’s out there, it out there.
Elly: Yeah, Phil, you should be familiar with that concept.

Jon: Quick! We must bring Bach to the future!

Alex: Dead like doornail that I brought to life with the power of..
Adam: Christ.

Erik: I think it’s safe to say that Gin does not mix well with any medication.
Phil: Valium.

Minutes for 17 February 2010

Published on February 24, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 14 +1+1

Meeting Start: 10pm and my soul is broken.

Meeting End: At exactly whatever time it is (10:36).


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Rachel is back and signing the log book!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Voodoo Academy”
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- Religion should not include rubber gloves.
There really isn’t anything else worth adding…

Trivia: Bill: In King of the Hill, what is Kahn’s license plate?
Answer: King Kahn. No one cares.

Fundraising: $7.75 as of now! 2 new items. As always, buy more shit.

Party: Tabled.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Alex: Found SimCity 2000, and accidentally set the time wrong. Accidentally took 5000 years to set roads, buildings, etc. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Shit that happened this week: got to teach Dr. Koeltzou’s class. Screwed up her ankle hardcores by walking through a parking lot. Limped upstairs and whined for a while. Almost better, just can’t skip. Also got a candle-lit dinner for Valentine’s Day. In Fluffy’s old room.

Constable: Absent.

Com Officer: No report this week. Dog ate it. Or abducted by aliens, whichever you believe.

Grand Nagus: Didn’t sleep Monday night, and threw her off on Tuesday. Working on Finance until a few minutes before class, and leaves, but realizes when she gets there that it started a half an hour earlier. Funny thing is, she usually says that she could probably come in half an hour late and not miss anything, and she really didn’t.

First Officer: Gave half-recital thing, it went well. Played video games. Frustrated with people on WOW.

Captain: Showed families Heitz lobby, for some reason for visit day, and there was a lady with no neck who looked angry. Danny DeVito with longer hair.

Old Business

Zombie Fest is on the way.

New Business

Nope.

Other Organizations

Do stuff for Psi Chi.
Student Senate elections, and they are trying to make it not stupid eventually.
Erik is angry that people don’t show up for Nerf.
Bradley Winds is giving a concert on Sunday at 3!

Quotes

Alex: Twilight people are not undead, they’re just retarded. That’s different from mentally handicapped, they’re just dumb.

Alex: If there is a donate button on the website, it’s broken cause Mike did it.

Phil: Just be glad you don’t weigh 19 stone.

Ashley: I asked what kind of pie you would be if you were a pie. And Fluffy said he’d be Lemon Merangue.
Forrest: To which I replied, “Fluffy, you are heavily whipped.”
Ashley: And it’s punny, because he’s Fluffy…

Minutes for 10 February 2010

Published on February 24, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 14

Meeting Start: 10 and three very excited Ashleys

Meeting End: 1:43 and all the card stock of Narnia.


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: TWO new people! :) Jessica, brought by Ashley from Psi Chi and Rachel brought by Taia from film club.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “I Married a Monster from Outer Space”
Things I Learned from this Movie:
-Cops used to shoot people in the street

Trivia: Phil: Where did the hobbits get their nifty little swords?
Answer: Bert Reynolds (Bill got it) (it’s really a barrow but close enough)

Fundraising: Everybody needs to buy more shit. But two items have been bought, assumed to be Forrests’ because they are video games and are the same price and Japanese. Both games were $60, and we got $2. It’s a 4% return, so BUY STUFF and use the link on the website! We have $4.66 total.

Party: still tabled

Discussion Group: Topic is Denny’s. As is location.

No Report: Forrest: been playing Mass Effect 2. Has a glitch where you stand 15 feet off the ground on what he assumes to be the walls of the game, and it is a problem when your team members join you up there and stand on either side of you so you can’t move. Game is excellent if you don’t end up on boundary walls.

Officers Reports

Cheese of Operations: Care package from daddy, including shark gummies. Got a sound card with Wookies on it. Plays Wookie sounds and the Star Wars theme song. Teacher had a lazer pointer and likes to point it on people until they notice. He also points is at balloons and waits for them to pop. He’s a human sexuality class teacher. In the class, they decided to do a test on the Coolidge effect. Commended for awesome experiment idea: a guy locked in a room masturbating to porn; see if the guy’s recovery rate decreases with new chicks on screen. Coolidge effect is because the president was told about a rooster who banged hens all day long and asked if it was the same hen.

Constable: Not present.

Com Officer: Turns 21 next week and will be interesting because he dad offered to be the DD. Also excited to send her fiance sexy photos for Valentine’s Day.

Grand Nagus: Has to write a 10 minute speech, working with a group of boys who doesn’t care to help. Hates when you end up doing all the work in a group and then they criticize the work you did for them.

First Officer: Apple Pie :) Had a crappy day today. :( Woke up to snowblowers, half an hour after alarm was supposed to go off, got an email that she would be playing the wrong piece of music, and it kinda snowballed from there. But she got a new shirt so its ok.

Captain: Car is very old. Front passenger disk of e-brake got red hot numerous times and made a smell that was so bad it made you think it would give you cancer. Been listening to LOTR on tape again, has about 10 hours to go. Cares more about Gandalf than whatever he’s learning in school. Going to make sushi this weekend, but that might be in next week’s report.

Old Business

Zombie Fest is on the way.
Super bowl was this weekend. And the puppy bowl. Some pretty funny commercials.
Girls of Psi Phi calendar is still in the works.

New Business

none?

Other Organizations

MCS will be happening.
Erik would probably say something about going to Nerf

Quotes

Forrest: Ah, I was right. The outuendos have begun.

Phil: Is there going to be a boys of Psi Phi later? I can get a speedo.

Phil: Is he going to paint you on his B2 Bomber and fly over Dresden?

Phil: They are kind of tight. That’s what she said! I haven’t talked to many people lately, so my ‘that’s what she said’ quota has been hard to fill.
Jon: That’s what she said.

Sarah: I saw him 2 hours and 45 minutes ago.

Sarah: I can’t count the numbers, but I have to know what they are.
Phil: Crunch them?
Sarah: Fix them.
Phil: Crunch them?
Sarah: No. That would be fraud.

Minutes for 3 February 2010

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Attendance: 12 +2

Meeting Start: At Exactly 10. There are no extras.

Meeting End: 10:50 and ten tastefully nude male photographs.


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s Here. New person: Bill. He loves RoboCop, that’s all.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Cyber Ninja (picked by Ashley)
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- If you only have a short cliff and the scene calls for a long fall, just use slow motion.
- Oak trees drink blood.
- Gods have birthdays.
- Escher spent some time in the Far East designing dungeons.

Trivia:

Fundraising: We made $9.46.
Winner of Weirdest Thing Competition for this month: Saints, Sinners, and Soldiers: Canada’s Third War

Party: Still tabled.

Discussion Group: Where do our unused ideas go when they die?

No Report: Jon: Secretaries rule the world and if he had had a secretary for his advisor last semester, he would have saved a ton of money and graduated earlier. Gamers on forums will destroy you if you say something dumb on them. In short, don’t fuck with the Pendragon. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Had forgotten about Megalomania, and got an email from a K-4 teacher in comic sans, size 16 font, asking about her reports. She will also be an old tattooed, motorcycling lady. Anyway, one of her students has a robot phobia. Biology department closed for the week so the rats are being stored in a garage. A secretary helped them get in to get the rats out. One will be named Mr. Whiskers, probably the smart one. Also found out that all of the male psych teachers are on a diet but none of the women are.

Constable: Wants spaghetti. Due to a confusion in grading in PHL 100, he dropped it. Mondays wednesdays and fridays off, sleep schedule and liver are suffering accordingly. Watched all Star Wars movies– 12 hours straight. This week you get hit if you’re wearing a hat.

Com Officer: Modeled for Ashley on Saturday and drove to Rock Falls on Sunday for pizza. Went to planetarium last week and it was fun.

Grand Nagus: Can still wear children’s clothing and it’s awesome. The girl who was checking her out, no checking out her stuff, no. When she bought a little boy’s Star Wars shirt, the girl asked if she wanted a gift receipt and she said no, I’ll wear it myself. And the girl thought she was joking. Also late to senate meeting, so she left. Awkward moments with the president of the student body.

First Officer: Homework all week and practicing flute for a recital. Had to do a ton of work to get this approved. Recital is at 7:30 in Dingeldine on February 12. You should go.

Captain: Listened to Lord of the Rings on audiobook because if he read it himself, he would go too fast and not remember anything. So this was slower, and it was like kindergarten but British. You sing baroque music a lot like you read Tolkien.

Old Business

Zombiefest, Superbowl, and the Puppy Bowl.

New Business

Girls of Psi Phi Calendar!!

Other Organizations

Accusations were made as to who is ruining Nerf Commandos.
Drag Show is this weekend, maybe, on Saturday. Benefits Friends of People With AIDS in Peoria.
Next Thursday Xeen wants to start a D&D group.

Quotes

Forrest: Christian trance is awesome.

Bill: I love everything Michael Bay has made. Why wouldn’t I want things pointing at my face in 3D? I want Optimus Prime’s dick in my face. Wouldn’t you?
Ashley: It’s the testicles you have to watch out for.
Elly: CLANG CLANG!

Erik: The bad guy [from Lovely Bones] looked like Ned Flanders!

Erik: That would be the worst thing ever, a prison designed by M.C. Escher! Prison is bad enough, without having no fucking clue where you’re going!

Ashley: Shut up fuckers!

Phil: Your boots are spiffy.
Forrest: Your boobs are spiffy.

Phil: I sound like a wet alien.

Phil: No one accused me of being a genius.
Ashley: We will make sure no one ever makes that mistake.

Phil: I’ll be the president of your student body. Ok, bap me, I deserve it.

Alex: Spoiler: Jesus dies.
Erik: I heard he’ll be back in the sequel.

Looking for Alumni Members

Published on February 21, 2010 in Updates. 0 Comments

I’ve updated the website with a Club Info section, so we may archive our constitution, bylaws, officer information, and honorary and alumni members.  I know we have more honorary members than are listed.  I also know we have more than six alumni.  If you know of any, please ask them to contact us at bupsiphi [at] gmail [dot] com.