Archive for the 'Minutes' Category

Attendance: 19
Time Started: 10:00:15sec and 5 sec before her computer started

News

Committees
Office: Office is still there. Bought Maul of America; it might be in the office.
Recruitment and Relations: Dan is here. Elly’s here. One of Jon’s friends from high school is working with Dave.
Movie: Brain Damage. Away team to see Lies of the Rycans went well. Showed Abby Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog.
Trivia: Jon quotes Admiral Ackbar to get trivia.
Discussion Group: Sort of happened. Abby wants to discuss possible villians for Dr. Horrible’s blog.
Fundraising: Buy the weirdest things on Amazon and win a traveling trophy a month.
No Report: Joe has it. O’Bryan’s 9 Irish Brothers tshirt for being in a wedding; it says that he’s Done 5 Irish Sisters. Andrew asked if he wanted the 5 Irish Brothers shirt.

Officers’ Reports
Chief: Doesn’t have a flying thing this week. Been sick. And emo. New logo. Post comments or ideas.
Com Officer: Is being harassed by creepy people at night.
Constable: Torrents hit 1.1megabits. Macs are being hit with a trojan horse–makes him happy. Very good lunch specials at Great Wall, but no buffet. “Contentment is around the corner. Look forward!”
Nagus: Donate! Watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame and can’t get the hellfire song out of his head. Makes him feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. Emphasizes with Frollo. Tired and enjoying class, he guesses?
First Officer: Textbook talking about viruses and it’s depressing. Is never going to be able to touch a computer at a company. Will forget everything in a few days. Going to be happy until 3:30am until favorite tennis player gets wiped off the court.
Captain: Computer is borderline psychotic–unnatural attachment. Everytime he leaves, the computer will shut down. Every few times, he apparently doesn’t have a CPU. Manually fixing everything that’s occurring. Found blog of someone rereading Wheel of Time and making comments. Compiling Pox Nora data.

Old Business: Jon is an officer. Robot…Zombie fest is on the way.
New Business: None.

Other Organizations
Anime: Meeting on Friday, watching Soul Eater and Pumpkin Scissors. May be organizing field trip to movie, Sword of the Stranger.
Theater: Presenting drag show. Next Saturday, Feb. 8 at 7pm, 10pm?
Order of Xeen: Happening tomorrow? At some point?
MCS: Meeting on Friday at 5pm. Shirts for MCS, anyone interested? No date, smart phrase. Send ideas to Jack.
Spectrum: Friday 7-9pm art show and for sale in Heuser Art Gallery.
BPA: Going to STC and learning things and drinking. T-shirt designs. Throw them at him. (So many people make throwing gestures at Alex.)

End Time: 10:45 and 45 minutes after Ashley’s computer turns on

Quotes
Adam: Welcome back to meeting room 6. It feels good.

Dan: Why isn’t Stan Lee Media run by Stan Lee?
Adam: It’s gotta be the worst thing ever. I created this company and let it run and now they’re suing me!

Forrest: I love obituaries.

Adam: [About Thriller musical] This is going to involve small children.

Adam: That’s right. At the Haas school of business, you can learn to play Starcraft and get credit!
Joe: Maybe I should blame him.

Mike: The secret thing we cannot talk about has… uh, made no progress.
Jon: It might’ve gotten worse.
Erik: Progress can go in many directions!

Erik: Stephen got horribly lost and I was afraid of death.

Erik: Whoever can quote Admiral Ackbar gets trivia! Jon: It’s a trap! And it was… because now I have trivia.

Forrest: I’ll get a Russian wife [from Amazon].

Sarah: We’ll do it. Don’t worry. We have no order.
Jon: Don’t make me start instilling order.

Adam: He was trying to tell you something, but you didn’t get the hint before the wedding.
Erik: And now it’s too late.

A-Mike: I missed a lot of fun things this week… so, I’m…
Ashley: Emo?
A-Mike: …Yeah.

Erik: Even by 4am the creepy people have gone to bed.
Jon: Speak for yourself.
Jack: I’m awake all the time!

Erik: OH! NO! We stopped being an unknown brand!

Jack: Contentment comes around the corner like raptors from Jurassic Park, Jon.

Sarah: Always. Back up your stuff.
A-Mike: Except the virus. Never back up the virus.

Jack: So, Kelty. You might be interested in this. I don’t know what the copy account is, so I’m going to stop keeping track of it.

A-Mike: Bleach-Ball-Z.
Jack: That’s what’s happens when you get drunk and take bets.

Joe: You’re cheating on me, aren’t you!
A-Mike: When was the last time you gave me flowers!

Alex: HSSSSSSSSS. I’m apparently powered by… uh…
Random: Steam?
Random: Meth?
Alex: Yeah, steam.
Erik: I liked meth better.

Jon: Have you tried rebooting?
Adam: It does it itself! I don’t need to!

Attendance: 17
Meeting Start: 12:05 and five minutes after I should have.

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: No newbies.
Movie: The bad movie is Fright Show. Saw Bolt.
Office Resource: Still there. Please don’t put anything in the fridge. Original Zombies is back.
Trivia: Xeen wins. I wish I had more than the answer: They will have unintended consequences.
Party: Going well. This is his sixth party. He needs to start collecting money for next semester.
Fundraising: There will be a contest for weirdest thing purchased on Amazon.
Discussion Group: Happened. New topic: How Ghandi can defeat Bad Horse?
No Report: Instead of refereeing, Erik played and won.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Still busy with the Oresteia. May not get to go home over X-mas. Car is fixed. Cell phone is charged. Managed to insult the head of the department.
Constable: He repeats his no report. Classes are over. His portfolio has pictures and he did not delete them all. Took photo of a dealer.
Com Officer: Has been having bad social days with girls making comments about her weight.
Grand Nagus: Stayed up to write a paper, but didn’t write it. His Sims burnt down the town. Used secret police to collect people who disagreed with philosophy.
First Officer: Ended up in a ditch trying to get here. Makes awesome, un-jostled cookies.
Captain: Remade his D&D character.

Old Business: Movie-fest is on the way.
New Business: Elections.
Captain. Winner: Adam.

• Adam: Is using his normal platform: Shrug. Pumpkin pie. Secret plan to fix TV cart.
• Forrest: False promises of pumpkin pie, then real pumpkin pie promises.
• Jack: He is a recovering Saga Frontier addict. He rules under 7 characters, not the 8th leader that ruins game.
• Proxy Seth: Seth despises Seth. His platform is that he will not come to Psi Phi and be beneficial.
• Proxy Abby: Mildly interesting and coherent. Vote for her so she’ll continue bringing her candy cane vibrator.

First Officer. Winner: Sarah.

• Bob: Lots of lasers and blam-ing. Almost as cool as Johnathan Frakes.
• Sarah: Ashley says she’s cute, so you should vote for her. Brings cookies, but will not be bringing sex toys for awkward reports.
• Proxy Abby: Platform is set exceptionally low, so why not vote for lowest candidate?

Com Officer. Winner: Ashley.

• Ashley: Sarah says Ashley is cute, vote for her. Better than girls in class, due to ability to be Com Officer, write, and be alive.
• Erik: Is lazy, loud, and has terrible handwriting.

Nagus. Winner: Jack.

• Jack: He figured out mistakes of the previous Nagus and will never put solitary person in charge of checking account again.
• Collier: I like numbers.

Chief. Winner: Anti-Mike.

• Anti-Mike: Knows how to run websites and is now heavy project free!
• Proxy Dave: Because Dave is in Colorado Springs and needs a ray of sunshine in his life.
• Fluffy: Learns programming quickly.

Constable. Winner: Jon.

• Erik: Running on a slander campaign. Change is terrible. Forrest is shuddery. It is not fun to watch Jon hit himself. Fluffy is… shrug.
• Forrest: Mike’s a terrible person, so you should vote for him. Lots of skill with the bapper.
• Jon: Have held all but two positions. Will hit self if appropriate.
• Fluffy: Is a newbie. He mixed up Mike and Erik, so Mike will win constable?

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Other Organizations
Anime: Will be yelling at Funimation for fake licensing.
MCS: Unofficially meeting.
Order of Xeen: Xeen punched a speech kid for pushing all buttons.
Other: D&D will not be on Saturday.
LAN still happening.

Quotes
Jon: Someone bap him for excessive punctuation.

Erik: You’re my agent. Every time he does it, just give him a few.

Erik: It’s real world: pixie dust edition.

Adam: Jon, you just need to leave out the punctuation.
?: No spaces even.

Forrest: Tank Girl art book…
Adam: Ah. I thought it was something else.
Forrest: NOT Tub Girl.

Forrest: There’s no period. I can’t say period.
Xeen: You just did.

Erik: They decided to have a black-out game.
Anti-Mike: Great. Now he’ll never find his way home.

Forrest: It was woefully under-fooded.

Jon: It’s about as bad as confusing Bad Horse with Ghandi.

Erik: I move that Psi Phi kills those two girls in Ashley’s class.
Adam: I can’t condone that as Psi Phi…
Jon: It could be a black-ops group, like the Anti-French Club.

Jack: Sigh.
Adam: We’re broke.
Group: Great report.

Erik: Put him in the vault! Put him in the fridge! Put the fridge in–
Jack: No! I only accept legal tender!
Jon beats up Fluffy to make him legal tender.

Jack: I’ll either rend the flesh from my body because it was a good idea at the time… or my heart will become so melancholy that it’ll stop beating.

Jon: You dropped something.
Jack: …Oh, okay. I’ll fix that.

Erik: We went out and measured. It’s growing an inch closer to campus every day.

Adam: We’re playing golf. Move on!

Jon: Bludgeoned to death by candy cane vibrator.

Erik: I like hitting people, so I listen.

Jon: If we had a zombie in the club, would it be a revivalist campaign?

Jack: Is this my first or second semester doing this?
Sarah: Second.
Anti-Mike: He can count, vote for him!

Xeen: Vote for me. I’ll do as well as the other guy.

Jack: I don’t want to hear about you one-handedly wielding anything with a website.

Jon: Dammit! I’m an officer!

Attendance: 18 and lots of cookies
Meeting Start: 10:01:and 30 seconds after finishing a cookie

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Anti-Mike, Alex, and Dan are here.
Movie: Quantum of Solace has an imaginary plot. The bad movie: House 2, the Second Story.
Office Resource: The office is still there. Please remember to turn off the lights and TV.
Trivia: By phone: What class of starship is the Enterprise? Xeen has it again with the Soverign.
Party: None.
Discussion Group: How did Han Solo turn into Indiana Jones?
Fundraising: Anti-Mike raised 6 cents.
No Report: Alex disappeared for a couple weeks, visited Indiana grad school, and helped move a 500lb stone around.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Is actually here. The play has claimed his body and soul.
Constable: Second annual Jack Porkin’s day; you will be bapped if you do not comply. Guaranteed to succeed if he wears dark hats and drinks 10 shots.
Com Officer: ?
Grand Nagus: Has been playing Fallout 3 and Planescape: Torment. Gained a wisdom from someone disappearing. Went outside at 4am to smoke a cigar.
First Officer: Been hiding at home except for classes. She feels no need for grenades at home.
Captain: Slept through most of this week. Found his Lord of the Rings gamecube game.

Old Business: None.
New Business: None.

Other Organizations
Anime: Nothing.
MCS: Maybe playig Starcraft.
Order of Xeen: Traveller will be happening.
Theater: None.
Other: LAN will be there at 7pm.

Meeting End: 10:45 and seconds after Comma Chameleon

Quotes
Jack: Oh, it’s the plot of Indiana Jones.
Alex: I don’t remember dinosaurs.
Jack: Time constraints. You understand.

Forrest: There will be no eating. There is only Zuul!

Adam: Resurrection spell that gives full HP, mana, AND it’s your turn.
Erik: We call this the Mulligan.

Jack: Meeting on Friday. At 5.
Jon: Wow. New and different.

Anti-Mike: Remember: Next time I play SBAM, I will play the US and invade Canada. I will use the moose to invade Mexico.

Jack: I had an overwhelming urge to smoke. I’ve never smoked before.
Sarah: Are you pregnant?
Jack: Yes. That must be it.

Erik: I did read the constitution. Sober this time.
Jon: That’s cheating!
Anti-Mike: Careful. Reading the constitution might summon the demons within the bapper.

Dan: You forgot to mention that when you entered my house.
Anti-Mike: And you called me your friend.

Jack: I think that’s the only reason I would ever smoke a cigar: To be a bad ass.

Jon: I don’t need to go onto Wiki and look up “multidisc gamecube games.” I have that kind of time, but I don’t want to use it that way.