Archive for the 'Minutes' Category

Attendance: 14
Meeting Start: 10:03 and not only can I tell the time, but I can tell you the seconds: 35

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Bring new people. Dan is back.
Movie: Because the internet is dead at his apartment, there is no bad movie. Went to go see Dragonball. It was dumb, but enjoyable. Nova has an amazing soda selection.
Office Resource: Office is still there. There are new chairs in there, thanks to Fluffy and Collier. Found the box of pencils he bought two months ago; left in office for gaming needs.
Trivia: Jon: Name one character on Collier’s shirt? Jack: SPIDERMAN! A-Mike: And without even looking.
Party: Initiated contact with Dave about reunion next year. Will be working on that. Has $14 so far. Has since doubled his money; now a third of what we need. Party will be in the same place, unless someone gives him a new idea.
Discussion Group: Didn’t happen. Topic tonight: How do you kill Jon while he’s awake?
Fundraising: New rules: You can find a weird item and pay half value to the club to enter it into the competition.
No Report: Alex no longer has his left big toenail. Discussed how many engines we should put on a rocket full of thermite: 5 is the appropriate number? He is going to be making model rockets?

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Is getting viruses. Getting a feather branded. Jack is offering to brand him. Hates Action Script 3.
Constable: Up and down week. Set curve on Ed’s test. Had wall attacked with hammers (Fofo: We’re under siege!).
Com Officer: Made brain cupcakes. Is also convinced that teacher put pot into the charcoal during the chaotic BBQ.
Grand Nagus: Has a $7 cigar he needs to smoke.
First Officer: Has something to report. Got the internship. Going out to DC and may or may not get paid. Put Psi Phi on her resume, and attributes that to getting the internship.
Captain: Week has been busy. Has lost both of his big toenails three times. No ingrown toenails anymore. Has been playing Diablo 2, thanks to his brother’s influence. As an Amazon, does no damage with spear; all damage comes from the lightning bolts that shoot from it.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is an officer.
New Business: Start thinking about the freshman binder?

Other Organizations
Anime: Two blank slots for anime. (Jon: Can we watched the banned episodes of Pokemon?)
MCS: Friday at 5.
Theater: Rock Star project this Friday, 3:30pm in the upstairs of Hartman. Donations wanted. Death Trap starts next Thursday.
Other: BPA at 8 or 10pm.

Meeting End: 10:48 PM 4/15/2009

Quotes
A-Mike: Do they get launched into the sun? Or sent to another planet where they get resurrected…?
Jon: You have to pay extra for that.

Forrest: It’s in all caps. I figured it needed to be in a robot voice.

Forrest: No amount of flapping makes it work.

Forrest: There’s a lot of hair in there… a significant amount. If anyone wants to give me non-hair money, that’s okay too.
Jack: Taia’s secretly a cat!!!

Ashley: You looked something up?
A-Mike: …yeah.
Ashley: Holy shit, you’re on the ball.
Jack: He likes the ball.

Forrest: By the way, does anyone know what a grindstone is in sexual terminology?

Jack: I waved at him. That makes him real.

Jack: I don’t know if you could kill Jon with a chalkboard.

Dan: You have found something I’m not willing to do.
Jack: Hey Dan, sex with a panda?
Dan: …is she cute?
Jack: I’m going to say yes, but any way you tried to have sex with a panda, it would probably kill you.
Dan: On the other hand, I could be like one of five people to have sex with a panda. But I don’t know what China’s like.

Adam: You should stop going to porn sites.
Jon: His real problem is that he’s watching viral videos.
Jack: No. He went to the deepest core of the internet and sucked on it.
Jon: Don’t lick the internet.

A-Mike: I watched it this week!
Ashley: And that’s the most exciting part of your day. Can we move on?

Adam: Grenades?
Sarah: In a way, maybe…

Club: [applause]
Sarah: I wish I could be that excited.

Jon: You just have to tell them that Psi Phi is an official ambassador to Djibouti.

Attendance: 17
Meeting Start: 10:01 and I don’t even know what seconds are.

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Abby brought Lauren and Elly brought Erin. Elly is here.
Movie: Hawk the Slayer bad movie. Went to see Monsters vs. Aliens.
Office Resource: Office is still there.
Trivia: Erik has trivia. What color are the empire’s lasers? Forrest: Green! Erik: Ah! How did you know?
Party: Reinstated. Please donate to the party, but it’s not needed as badly. $80 for pizzas. Bring desserts and snacks and delicious goodies.
Discussion Group: Discussed backstories to villains and heroes. Topics? Invisible pandas. More of the archivist powers/librarian superpowers.
Fundraising: Gospel of the Living Dead: 0; Player’s Handbook 2: 0; The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat: 8; Darker Than Black: 0; Fate Stay Night: 2. Ashley wins.
No Report: Forrest has been playing Grand Chase: fighting game–Erik: GUNBOUND! Has to play 70 minutes a day to achieve attendance–get seals over your head–A-Mike: Seals like… arf arf?. Playing a dancer who hits people with rings. PVP’d for 3 hours. Generated a panther that could only hit with its tail.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Been following lots of April Fools stuff. Put viral videos up in the lobby of the GCC. Didn’t follow through on other prank ideas.
Constable: Playing Burn Zombie Burn–you can never survive, you can only live longer. 3.4mil points, increase modifier by setting them on fire. Building high level players with D&D Player’s Handbook 2. Character builder does math for him.
Com Officer: Hates the chemistry test. Loves Burn Zombie Burn. And Fargo. And Better off Ted.
Grand Nagus: Is fail.
First Officer: This last half of the semester is going to drag on. She’s gotten past the hard part. Watching a tennis match and her favorite person didn’t win.
Captain: Watched a House April fools. Cast of House was pranked–elevator opened up, circus walked out, then walked back in and disappeared. Having fun playing DoTA by teleporting people into trees. Adam needs to live through this next week.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is an officer.
New Business: Bosco sticks are back. This Friday is a cookout: 7pm in one of the St. James grilling areas. Bring your own meat. Brings drinks/chips/side dishes. We’ve had a couple logos in, from Elly and Taia.

Other Organizations
Anime: Watching Soul Eater and picking a new series for the evening slot.
MCS: A-Mike is bringing 1843, cheap miniatures games. Friday 5-whenever you want to leave.
Order of Xeen: Jon’s party–make your 11 character.
Other: Drive By Press is making neat t-shirts maybe still tomorrow.
Theater: Shakespeare Abridged: 4pm Fri, 1pm Sat, in the Olin quad; 8pm Sat in GCC.
Next week: 1984. Fri, 8pm; Sat, 2:30pm, 8pm.
Two weeks later: Death Trap

Meeting End: 10:42 and I still don’t know what a second is

Quotes
Forrest: So Edward Cullen’s sparkles…
Jon: It’s a sweat sheen.

?: Additional news.
?: Subtrational news.

Adam: I hope we don’t scare you off.
Erik/Alex: Flash. Woooohaaaa. Savior of the universe!
Adam: And the next thing they do…
Jon: This is why we can’t have nice things.

Adam: You know what’s more fun? Watching Star Wars on a projection screen that can’t show red.

Adam: He actually brings pure liquid hate.
Jon: And it comes in different flavors–this is the DoTA hate and the theatre hate…

Ashley: They’ll have less sex!
A-Mike: No, they’ll have more sex because they don’t have to see each other.

Erik: I already spared your life after telling you about my secret lab, that would be a terrible waste.

Jon: As long as you don’t mind it being cooked next to murder.

A-Mike: And the other one I didn’t do because I was afraid Ed would steal my soul.
Erik: Legitimate!

Attendance: 17
Start Time: 10:05 and 5 seconds before Jack got here

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly is here.
Office: Office is still there. No redo to the grid yet. Continue wiping off the grid.
Movie: Peepers. Went to go see Watchmen. Go see more movies over Spring Break. Jack is interested in going to see Haunting in Connecticut.
Discussion Group: Sort of happened.
Fundraising: Only Forrest buying. Please continue buying.
Trivia: Xeen still has it. Name the first six Mega Man robot masters? Stephen got four.
No Report: Erik was watching Intervention: The fattest heroin addict ever. “He is now homeless and uses heroin” ending line.

Officers’ Reports
Chief: Learned that, in the correct amounts, Kiss and LARP can solve any problems. Been sick. Planning on giving his lung to Forrest, who made him sick. Going home to CA. Has a Twitter now.
Com: Suggested Repo! as an extra-credit movie to the Film Appreciation teacher and got an email back that essentially said I’m awesome and my class is stupid.
Constable: Been in a strange mood all week. Flowing oddly. Linked torrenting is a lot of fun. Igor was interesting. Gamerz: Scottish, awful, and no one to like. The closest character to being likable was the heroin dealer.
Nagus: Had an excellent weekend since Monica came to visit.
First Officer: Had an eventful past few days–no grenades. Got an interview with the SCC–could get an unpaid internship in DC.
Captain: B-Con was a lot of fun. Probably was a bad idea to have B-Con on the weekend before break, since he didn’t get anything done on the weekend. Started torrenting the other day–downloading 80s from Estonia. He downloaded and has been playing Typing of the Dead.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is an officer.
New Business: Selling the older games to a collector? Replace things in the office. Get rid of crap. Send out an email to the mailing list to see if old members want the old games?

Other Organizations
Anime: Not having a regular meeting, but will have a random watching.
LAN: Maybe no LAN this week?
MCS: Still going on.

Ending Time: 10:36

Quotes
Adam: I’m not going to wait for Jack because he’s probably dead…
Jack: [from the hall] Why are you not waiting for me?

Forrest: I’d like to make a note that my passive information check is better than Jon’s active information check. I only didn’t know two this week.
Jon: I rolled a two.

Several: [about Illinois' Pluto ruling] YAAAAAY. [about Pluto Day] YAAAAAY.
A-Mike: Doesn’t our government have something more important to do?
Everyone: NO.
Adam: We just lost our governor and we don’t know what to do, so we’re going to give our people back their nine planets.

A-Mike: How do you know these things?
Erik: I watch commercials.
Jon: They only run one new one, everything else is reruns. You can still watch Gargoyles–
Adam: NO! They’re still making new ones!
Jack: Don’t be like my grandfather please… who thinks Red Skeleton is still alive because he’s on TV.

Jon: Hey–if I were God, I’d let the glowworm hang out.

Jon: Bacci’s is just not conducive to discussing.
Erik: Or digestion.

Xeen: We had GutsMan, Fireman—and, crap!

Erik: So, trivia committee hasn’t done anything for the past six weeks?
Jack: It doesn’t usually do anything… but, yes.

Sarah: They will kill you if you do things wrong with your accounting.

A-Mike: ..if we had some sort of cheesecake grenade.
Erik: The shrapnel has to go somewhere. So… there’s a chance you could die.
Adam: I would take this chance!